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  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 1:22pm UTC
    Wouldn't it be ironic if...
    you died in the living room?

  2. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 2:43pm UTC
    What does a nosey pepper do?
    Get jalapeño business.

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 12:54pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    You think Lebron is better than Jordan?
    Yeah right. Talk to me when Lebron saves the Looney Toons from an alien race.

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 12:50pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    She got a big booty so I call her
    by her real name and I do not let her physical appearance define her as a human being.

  5. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 12:44pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    My preferred mathematical method
    is the standard "guess and hope".

  6. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 1:04pm UTC
    How to screw someone's knock knock joke:
    When they say 'Knock knock',
    reply, "Come in!"

  7. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    Giving someone another chance
    is like giving them another bullet
    because they missed the first time

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 12:52pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    I like how the ninja turtles wear masks.
    Great way to hide your identity. Not like you're a giant fúcking turtle or anything.

  9. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    Imagine this...
    One day you and your husband, or you and your wife go to the doctors, you find out that you are pregnant! you celebrate you plan your future you dream of all things happy, you wonder what it will be, a boy or a girl??? You find you'd be happy with both, nine months pass, the female is on the table, she's giving birth, out comes the baby. It cries you hear its glorious voice, you get shot into the future you imagine them going to school, first date, all of the firsts, you hold it close and smile. 5 years later your little baby starts school, mommy and daddy feel lonely so they plan another baby, by the age of 6 you have a new child, another bit of perfection! By the age of ten the first child feels ignored, the second feels adored, the eldest shrugs the feeling off, says to themselves it will get better as time goes on. You are pregnant again, you say this is your last child, you make it the best. The eldest was a boy, strong, smart, loving and a sweet brother, the second was a daughter, you swore to her you'd never let her littel heart be broken, the last was a son, another one, a trouble maker. By age two his main goal is to steal the spotlight, by age five all he wants is mommy and daddy's eyes on him. The eldest feels ignored, but he's fifteen he pushes through, the daughter cries for you, all she wants is your attention, but your eyes are on the youngest, you want to treasure his childhood. 3 years flash by, your oldest is graduating, poof into college, he kisses his sister's head and tells her he'll always be there for her, then he leaves. You still are treasuring the youngest, you want him to stay a baby, so you ignore your daughter. She cries out for help, shes 15 now, she sobs, she starves herself to be perfect for another man some day, and she slices her skin. You've lost all interest in her, she only wants to be alone anyway, you let her. She rememebers her brother, who is now in college, who never comes home, she wants him to be there, she wants him to care, she needs him. Finally at age 16 she can't take it anymore, everyone is prettier, everyone is more loved, she takes a bottle of pills, puts her head in the noose, and steps off of the chair. Suddenly you have a flash back, to that beautiful baby girl in your arms, you cry out, begging her to come back, but it's too late, don't you see? You killed your own child, you didn't see it, you can only blame yourself. The day of the funeral her brother comes back into town, he cries on the grave of his dead little sister, he begs her to forgive him, he begs her to come back. But she can't, she's dead. Your eldest turns to alcohol, drinking away the memories, in 5 years he's a full blown alcoholic, and he takes his life and kills himself, he needs her in his life. Your youngest is alone now, you try to stay strong, you try todo everything for him but you just can't. Both of his parents fall into depression and he's left alone. He struggles through but all of a sudden he's faced with bullying, they say he's the reason that his sister killed herself, was it true? He clings to drugs, they take him away into a place of peace, at age 18 he's almost going to graduate, he panics, he over doses and you are alone. All of you children are dead, what do you do now? Life is over, you live but its a constant struggle, it never gets better, it never gets easier. You wish you could go back, you would do anything just to see them again, but you can't. You die inside.
    Yes you matter, don't give up. And always pay attention to others actions. Save a life.
    MY QUOTE

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 2:17pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you,
    I'd probably start thinking about you.

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 12:06pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Life would be so much better
    if exercising was as easy as eating.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    i like my food and sleep.
    if i give you my food or text you all night, you're special to me.

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 12:48pm UTC
    parents when i'm in trouble: it's my house, i make the rules.
    parents when there's cleaning to be done: it's your house, too.

  14. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    Group Assignments
    Person: I have an idea
    Me: So did Hïtler

  15. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    my style
    can be described as “this smells clean” with a touch of “did anyone see me wear this yesterday”.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  16. xxHelloLovelyxx xxHelloLovelyxx
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    Macklemore.
    So I'm currently enrolled in a Public Speaking class in school. The first assignment was to write a speech on anything. It could only last from 2-3 minutes. So, I chose Macklemore. I thought you guys might enjoy it.
    "When I was asked the question, 'What are you going to do for your speech?' I answered with, 'Macklemore.' No one really knew who Macklemore was, so to describe him, I said, 'The guy who sings Thrift Shop.' Instantly, everyone knows who I'm talking about. And you guys kind of gave me weird looks or giggled, like, 'How is this girl going to write a 2 minute speech on a guy who sings about thrift shopping?'
    "Well, that guy is actually named Ben Haggerty. Ben was born June 19, 1983, in Seattle, Washington. In the year 2000, when he was 16, he began his music carreer. He released an album under the name of Prof. Macklemore. The album's sales were minimal.
    "In 2005, Macklemore began abusing substances. OxyContin, in specific. He hit rock bottom to the point where he lost everything; his home, his family, and even his music carreer. In 2008, after 3 years of drug addiction, he finally decided to clean himself up. He was sober by 2009.
    "The Heist was the next album to be released. This album was released under the name Macklemore. He dropped the Prof. The Heist features Thrift Shop, but it also has songs like Otherside and Same Love. On this album, Macklemore talks about adolescent violence, suicide, gay marriage and drug addiction. In his song Otherside, where he profiles substance abuse, he uses the quote:
    "You're stuck, looking in a mirror like I can't believe what I've become. Swore I was gonna be someone, and growing up, everyone always does. We sell our dreams and our potential to escape through that buzz.
    "Same Love describes Macklemore's views on gay marriage and gay rights. In that song, he uses the line:
    "It's the same hate that caused war over religion. Gender to skin color. The complexion of your pigment. The same fight that led people to walk-outs and sit-ins. It's human rights for everybody, there is no difference. Live on and be yourself.
    "And this man is famous for the line: I wear your grandad's clothes. I look incredible.
    "Macklemore is so much better than Thrift Shop. Macklemore is an inspiration and my idol. He's the reason why I keep pushing myself to be better and to make the right descions. He's such a poetic genius and it's disgusting that he's famous for potentially the worst song he'll ever produce. Macklemore is not the guy who sings Thrift Shop. Macklemore is the man who's attempting to change the genre of rap and hip hop music.
    "That is Macklemore. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you write a 2 minute speech on the man who sings about thrift shops."

  17. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
    I want to hit you with my car
    Throw you off a tree so high
    Hope you snap your neck and die


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 6:14pm UTC
    Too young, too dumb to realize
    that I should have bought you flowers,
    and held your hand.
    Should have gave you all my hours,
    when I had the chance.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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