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carson5482
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May 21, 2013 4:30pm UTC

"My cousin is six.
I was talking to him the other day and I said
'What do you want to be when you're older?'
He looked at me and went 'A unicorn.'
And I was like 'Why is that?'
'So I can stab people with my head.'"

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 4:22pm UTC

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.

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BravoSierra
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May 10, 2013 11:30am UTC

BravoSierra's format
What if oxygen is poison,
and it just takes 70 - 100 years to kill us?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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dolph*
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May 10, 2013 4:18pm UTC

‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’
yeah well BIG D.I.CKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE

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happiest*
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May 11, 2013 1:53pm UTC

it sucks having a beautiful bestfriend.
she's perfect. all the guys love her,
and you're just you.

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BravoSierra
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May 2, 2013 12:35am UTC

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That one friend
that's exactly like you but better.

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slave_to_the_hype
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 2:50pm UTC

"you're f/cking ugly"
No, me and ugly are just friends, we are not f/cking.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 3:03pm UTC

Taylor Swift has dated 14 guys in the past 4 years. It's not the sheer number
of boys, this might be unremarkable. But dear reader, look closer. What is 14 divided by 4? 3 and a half. Every year, Taylor Swift dates 3 and a half boys. Where are the other halves, Taylor? It just doesn't add up.

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 4:29pm UTC

if your age is on the clock
your too young for the c/o/c/k

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yourcool
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April 15, 2013 9:09pm UTC

*clinks glass* i'd like to make a toast.
*puts bread in toaster.*

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BravoSierra
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April 17, 2013 12:56pm UTC

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That awkward moment
when your boobs bounce when you run. and you're a boy.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 9:07pm UTC

billy has 32 pieces of bacon.
he eats 28.
what does he have now?
happiness.
billy has happiness.

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 4:32pm UTC

Stop putting "TeamSingle'' after every tweet . Single is not a team. You are alone.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 12:51pm UTC

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My parents still haven't apologized
for making me so ugly.

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kaylaslife
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April 11, 2013 10:48pm UTC

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The number of followers you have
does not make you better than anyone else. Hilter had millions. Jesus had 12.
nmf

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 4:23pm UTC

That guilty feeling
after every meal.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 8:11pm UTC

if zombies ever attack, just go to Costco...
they have concrete walls, years of foods and supplies, and best of all zombies can't get in without a costco membership.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 5:42pm UTC

I'm actually really attractive if you
close your eyes and don't look at me.

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