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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 2:50pm UTC

They should invent
a treadmill with a laptop built
in and the internet wouldn't
work unless you were actually
walking and if you wanted to
download something you had
to run and the faster you run
the faster it downloads.
I'd buy it and lose so
much weight.

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faded_shimmer
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 11:10pm UTC

One Direction
or
Justin Bieber?
fave for 1D, or comment forJBiebs

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wittyness
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 10:23pm UTC

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 2:49pm UTC

♞;
I Don't Know how people can laugh in photos and still look good... I just look like an AWKWARD HORSE. neversaynever16follow for a follow :)

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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 1:59pm UTC

I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

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Jade672
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 12:00pm UTC

This format is copyright of PaperLung.
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Even your shadow leaves,
you when you are in,
darkness.
This format is copyright of PaperLung.

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jane :-)*
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 11:37pm UTC

Getting to that part of the song
you don't know & just mumbling.
Format credit: Jane8D & peaceinpieces

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xo_laynieebaby_xo
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 6:26am UTC

girls are like crayons.,
the prostitutes are the red and blue crayons.
they get passed around and used the most.
& The truly beautiful girls are the white crayons,
>>>> which contain every color
BUT THEY DON'T SEE THEMSELVES AS BEAUTFUL.
because no one ever wants them.
they just have to wait untill
someone comes along who's smart enough,
to use a black piece of paper.
nmq.

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halfempty
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January 9, 2012 12:07am UTC

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haazaahhh
posted a quote
January 8, 2012 10:23pm UTC

aww, cute
you didn't have the guts to tell me that you hated me to my face...

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UnicornRainbow
posted a quote
January 8, 2012 10:11pm UTC

Format by XxprettixX
Fav if your one
♥♥of those people who♥♥
seem to only ever get up to 10 or
less favs on a quote.
♥♥♥♥♥
*omg I got 1 fave..YESS.The most I got all week!*

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Elenlovesu
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 10:41pm UTC

I wish I was alive during the generation when guys threw rocks at your window,
wrote you love letters,
serenaded you,
and you would get actual phone calls.
But now I'm stuck with getting poked on Facebook,
sharing videos on YouTube,
and one worded text messages.
Credit: FaveFormats

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seriouslystupendous
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 5:30pm UTC

'Hey, what's up?'
"Gas prices"
'You know what I mean, like... What's crackin?'
"Nutshells."
'Really? Fine... What's poppin?'
"Corn."

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 8:09pm UTC

IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM STEVE:
Witty has too much swearing on it. I was contacted by Google and have until January 8th 2012 to clean up Witty or get kicked out of Google's advertising program. Please delete your quotes that have excessive swearing in them and report quotes with "extreme profanity" so they can be removed. A good rule of thumb to determine if you should delete the quote is if you'd be happy if your grandmother or grandfather saw the quote. (Thanks to a facebook fan for that). Why Witty needs the ads: The money earned from the ads pays for the web servers that Witty runs on. If I get kicked out of Google's advertising program, I won't be able to afford to keep Witty online and Witty will have to be closed down.
This scares me.
We don't just make quotes on witty, we make friends.
We give advice when there's no where else to go.
We're someone a million miles away's shoulder to cry on.
Witty has saved friendships.
Witty has saved relationships.
Witty has saved pride.
Witty has saved lives.
Witty is where you can go when you feel like everyone is against you to see that there are some beautiful, wonderful people in the world that care about you.
We are a family.
I would never sacrifice these things for
a curse word.
This is a petition.
Fav here if you swear to avoid cursing in your quotes.
Keep this in your favs for Witty.

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EllieBabeex33
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 6:14pm UTC

/reads message from steve/
HOLY CRAP, 2012 IS THE END OF THE WORLD.

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Savanah2010
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 12:32pm UTC

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kaylahbabyy
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January 4, 2012 10:15pm UTC

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Kubr
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 7:25pm UTC

WITTY MIGHT SHUT DOWN!!!!!
Because most of you are using profane language.
Happy now?
Fave this so Steve will see it and reconsider it!
Me + No witty= No life!
:((((((((

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 4, 2012 1:37am UTC

exercise: if you still look pretty afterwards,
you're doing it wrong.

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TheBrokenSmile
posted a quote
January 4, 2012 3:54pm UTC

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