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faded_shimmer

1. faded_shimmer
   posted a quote
   May 7, 2012 8:22pm UTC
   Zayn Malik
   dancing = ♥
   it's like p o r n...
   but for directioners...
   and less nasty...
   eh, not like i needed my ovaries anyways.
   
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2. faded_shimmer
   posted a quote
   April 18, 2012 10:19pm UTC
   How does Moses make his tea?
   Hebrews it.
   
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3. faded_shimmer
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2012 11:10pm UTC
   One Direction
   or
   Justin Bieber?
   fave for 1D, or comment forJBiebs
   
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4. faded_shimmer
   posted a quote
   January 6, 2012 5:19pm UTC
   My PEZ dispenser ran out of candy.
   »»»First world pains.
   
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5. faded_shimmer
   posted a quote
   January 5, 2012 6:32pm UTC
   Justin Timberlake
   is getting married?
   Time to cry him a river.
   
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6. faded_shimmer
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 7:56pm UTC
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7. faded_shimmer
   posted a quote
   December 27, 2011 8:43pm UTC
   ♥SMILE♥
   It irritates those who wish to destroy you.
   
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8. faded_shimmer
   posted a quote
   October 20, 2011 6:42pm UTC
   a real friend is one
   who walks in
   when the rest of the world
   » WALKS OUT
   
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9. faded_shimmer
   posted a quote
   October 19, 2011 6:53pm UTC
   imperfection is beauty,
   madness is genius,
   and it's better to be
   absolutely ridiculous
   » THAN ABSOLUTELY BORING.
   
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10. faded_shimmer
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 10:35pm UTC
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11. faded_shimmer
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 10:34pm UTC
    What did one BlackBerry
    bbm user say to the other?
    nothing. bbm hasn't worked for 24 hours.
    
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12. faded_shimmer
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 12:50pm UTC
    When I was a kid,
    I went on the computer
    »»»just to use paint.
    
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13. faded_shimmer
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 10:36pm UTC
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14. faded_shimmer
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 10:23pm UTC
    3.14% of sailors
    are pi-rates.
    nmf.
    
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15. faded_shimmer
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    an Apple a day makes the boredom go away.
    REST IN PEACE, STEVE JOBS.
    iSad.
    :(
    
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16. faded_shimmer
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 8:28pm UTC
    You're faker than
    Regina George's mom's boobs.
    
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17. faded_shimmer
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 6:21pm UTC
    Life is full of fake people.
    before you decide
    to judge them,
    make sure you're not
    one of them.
    
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18. faded_shimmer
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 3:17pm UTC
    If you're having Quidditch problems,
    I feel bad for you, son.
    I got 99 problems
    but a snitch
    ain't one.
    ♥
    
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19. faded_shimmer
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    Liking your own status is like
    calling your cell phone
    from your home phone
    to talk to yourself.
    
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20. faded_shimmer
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    When you rotate a picture
    ‘c a u s e t h e n i t m a k e s i t l o o k
    b e t t e r.
    
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