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ilovewhoYOUU
posted a quote
September 10, 2011 8:25pm UTC

If only. . .
your face was as ugly as your personality..

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silly0217
posted a quote
September 10, 2011 8:25pm UTC

so here's how my math class works:
What we learn in class:
1 + 1
Homework:
-55x + 47x
Test:
39048240x^2(3454x + 84) + 8343x(x - 454)(354 -x)
wtf?!

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meggggx08
posted a quote
September 10, 2011 8:27pm UTC

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when you
tell your parents you dont
want something and they
get it for you and you say i
dont want it and then they
flip out.
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notredame5681
posted a quote
September 10, 2011 8:30pm UTC

The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?" The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."

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caseyisbeautiful
posted a quote
September 10, 2011 8:32pm UTC

Whenever I see a clownfish I automatically think "OMG, ITS NEMO".

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NevaehStarr
posted a quote
June 1, 2011 9:11pm UTC

That one girl in school...[#10]
Who is soo pretty and you're just like -_-

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xO_stella
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August 18, 2010 6:13pm UTC

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Gl4m0urCh1ck
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April 25, 2009 8:37pm UTC

I Hate It When People Ask
1) Can I ask you a question? (didnt gimme a choice there, did ya sunshine?)
2) Did you get a haircut? (no it shrunk..!!)
3) Did you lose weight? (yeah. it just vanished!)
4) Did you catch a fish? (nope. i talked it into giving himself up.)
5) *waiter* Table for how many? (one hundred and twelve. us 3 would like to switch seats every 4 minutes)
6) Were you sitting there? (yes. me and my imaginary friend steve.)
7) Your not wearing that out are you? (actually i was planning on going naked)
8) Is that yours? (no i stole it...!)
9) *watching a trick* Am i supposed to pick a card? (no your supposed to pick your nose)
10) Are you going to eat that? (only if you want it)
11) *doctor* How are you today? (Great! I just like your company(: )
12) *clerk at store* Is that all? (why? wasnt this enough??)
13) Where did you get that accent? (i bought it on ebay)
14) Hey, are you moving? (nope. we just like to pack our stuff up in boxes every week)
15) Are you always funny? (no, i only make a special effort on tuesdays and thursdays)
*hope yah likeeee!!(:

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ashleybellax3
posted a quote
December 4, 2010 10:05pm UTC

Fave
if those 10 year old girls with the Juicy
Couture sweatsuits and cell phones
that says OMG and LOL every 5 seconds
and think that saying "Crap" makes them
cool, make you laugh.

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KTMG_Eminem
posted a quote
August 30, 2010 4:06pm UTC

I fear the dayFacebook
decides to inform users
of who has viewed
their profile . . .
and how many times.

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cx3
posted a quote
October 16, 2010 3:54pm UTC

Dear Mom, ♥
It is with great regret & sorrow that I'm telling you that I have eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion & he is so nice, even with all his piercings & tattoos, and I love riding on the back of his big motorcycle. But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant & Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me & that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone & we'll be growing it for us & his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine & ecstasy we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now & I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter,
Judith
PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm next door at Sandy's. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk drawer...I love you!

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jaackiex
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January 31, 2011 9:38am UTC

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smilimoose
posted a quote
August 9, 2009 10:33pm UTC

A man was in a locker room,
changing after playing golf.
Suddenly, his phone rang.
He put it on speaker for
the rest of the guys to hear.
"Hey hun!" A woman said.
"Hey babe." The man said.
"Oh my gosh, I just found this beautiful leather jacket... but it was 200 bucks... can I get it?"
The man replied, "Of course baby! Anything for you."
"Thanks! And by the way, I passed the dealership and saw the car we want, but its 20,000 dollars."
"Oh, who cares! Get it with all the options and features!" The man replied.
"Really! Oh, and lastly, the house we wanted is back on the market... the asking price is 750,000, and they expect it'll go fast." She said.
"Okay then offer 900,000- we'll be sure to get it then!"
"Ok! Great hun. I gotta go. I love you! Byee!"
"Bye." He shut the phone.
Every man in the locker room looked at him in disbelief.
Then the man said....
"Does anyone know whose phone this is?"

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
October 11, 2010 10:10pm UTC

this Halloween
i'm dressing all in red
and trick-or-treating at 4 PM
so i can say
"i'm your period, and i came early."

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Nessazhere
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December 17, 2009 7:17pm UTC

Favorite if:
-you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
-you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
-you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
-you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
-you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
-you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
-you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
-you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
-you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
-you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
-you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
-you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
-you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
-you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
-you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
-you use the "sup" head nod.
-you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
-you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
-youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.
You gotta love facebook fan-pages.(=

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__cityofangels
posted a quote
May 9, 2009 11:55pm UTC

And with every complex problem
there is a simple solution

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x3_never_let_go
posted a quote
July 17, 2009 2:19pm UTC

HEY 90'S KIDS;
Remember when..
Everyone owned a pair of light up sneakers?
Hey Arnold and Full House were the best shows ever?
Everyone could sing the rap to Fresh Prince of Belair?
"Talk to the hand" said it all?
The ultimate comeback was "Well why don't you marry it?"
Enie Meanie Minie Mo solved every little problem?
Almost every sentence was finished with the word "NOT"?
Everyone had at least one Tamagochi?
When you learned the planets in school, Pluto was one of them?
All movies came out on VHS?
The Rugrats were still babies?
Bill Nye was the smartest guy ever?
You took plastic cartoon lunchboxes to school?
Mr. Rogers was the coolest man alive?
You knew the pink and red power rangers were meant to be together?
Comic Sans MS was the coolest font ever?
FAVORITE IF YOU REMEMBER<3

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becca95lx4
posted a quote
October 29, 2010 4:20pm UTC

to players, we're hot.
to perverts, we're sexy.
to adults, we're cute.
to relatives, we're adorable.
to dumbasses, we're fine.
to each other, we're pretty.
to gentlemen, we're gorgeous.
to the right guys, we're beautiful.
but to ourselves,
w e ' r e u g l y a s f u u c k .

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vanybee
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November 10, 2010 2:38pm UTC

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hiddenshadows
posted a quote
May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC

Creepy?
Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected president in
1960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy
both have seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
Both presidents were shot on a friday.
Both
presidents were shot in the head.
Lincoln's secretary was named
Kennedy.
Can you guess yet?
Kennedy's secretary was named
Lincoln.
Both were assisnated by Southerners,
both were succeeded by Southerners,
Both successors were named Johnson.
Lincoln's successor was born in
1808.
Kennedy's successor was born in
1908.
Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by
three names.
Both names are composed of
15 letters.
It gets better;
Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
& here's the best part:
A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
Marilyn Monroe.

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