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XOXO CHARLIE SHEEN

carley lol
 

  1. cx3 cx3
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 9:11pm EDT
    brb, gonna go take a hot shower.
    it's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

  2. cx3 cx3
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 7:05pm EDT
    you laugh at me because i'm different.
    ___________________________&i laugh at you, because you're all the same

  3. cx3 cx3
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 6:56pm EDT
    If The Guy You Like Likes Another Girl~~~
    she automatically becomes the most hideous thing on the face of the planet.

  4. cx3 cx3
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2010 11:08pm EST
    y'know, they always tell us;
    you'll move on. there's plenty of fish in the sea!
    ( well you know what? )
    i feel like a friggin' fish in a bucket.

  5. cx3 cx3
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2010 11:46am EST
    when
    i need to use the bathroom.
    turned into
    dude, i have to pee.

  6. cx3 cx3
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2010 11:17am EST
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    boy; what do you want in this world, more than anything else?
    girl; to be standing in the middle of the street, in the
    pouring rain and have the love of my life kissing me. you?
    boy; to be the one kissing you♥
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  7. cx3 cx3
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2010 12:19pm EDT
    children in the dark cause accidents.
    accidents in the dark cause children.

  8. cx3 cx3
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 9:04pm EDT
    him; look at her.
    friend; dude. ask her out.
    him; i'd never have a chance.
    friend;she's looking over here.
    him; she's so perfect.
    her; there he is.
    friend; he's looking at you!
    her; probably thinking how much of a dork i am.
    friend; he probably likes you.
    her; he's too perfect.

  9. cx3 cx3
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2010 3:54pm EDT
    Dear Mom, ♥
    It is with great regret & sorrow that I'm telling you that I have eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion & he is so nice, even with all his piercings & tattoos, and I love riding on the back of his big motorcycle. But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant & Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me & that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone & we'll be growing it for us & his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine & ecstasy we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now & I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
    Your daughter,
    Judith
    PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm next door at Sandy's. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk drawer...I love you!

  10. cx3 cx3
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    October 12, 2010 7:42pm EDT
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  11. cx3 cx3
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2010 7:04pm EDT
    my math teacher put a sticky note on my desk.
    it said, ' do you ever smile? :( '
    i guess i don't hide it very well.

  12. cx3 cx3
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2010 4:43pm EDT
    Um.. Yahoo,
    i have never heard someone say 'let's yahoo! it.'

  13. cx3 cx3
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2010 9:02pm EDT
    & i hate it when
    moms dress their non-twins in the same clothes all the time.

  14. cx3 cx3
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2010 9:01pm EDT
    & i hate it when
    my friends have inside jokes that i don't know anything about.

  15. cx3 cx3
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2010 6:58pm EDT
    joy to the world.
    barney's dead.
    we barbequed his head.
    don't worry 'bout the body.
    we flushed it down the potty.
    round and round it goes.
    until it over - flows.

  16. cx3 cx3
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2010 1:02am EDT
    boy; i need some advice.
    girl; ok, what is it?
    boy; there's this girl ..
    i think i'm in love with her.
    girl; you should tell her.
    boy; i just did.
    i spent like an hour on this. fav?(: sorry if it's on here D:

  17. cx3 cx3
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 7:20pm EDT
    WAL*MART
    y'knowwww. you go there in the daytime,
    the cashier's name is cendy, she's all niceee!
    she's like 'HEYYYY! you want an otter pop?
    they're freee!' and you're like 'oh. fu­ck. yes.'

  18. cx3 cx3
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 4:42pm EDT
    ..........................................................................................................................................................
    Teacher; Why are you talking during my lesson?
    Student; Why are you teaching during my conversation?
    Teacher; .....
    ..........................................................................................................................................................

  19. cx3 cx3
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2010 12:07am EDT
    After Class ;
    Guy: Why were you looking at me?
    Girl: Well why did you catch me looking?
    Guy: .. silence ..

  20. cx3 cx3
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2010 9:18pm EDT
    "No Offense"
    really means;
    I'm about to insult you, but don't get mad.
    -facebook.

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