cx3

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XOXO CHARLIE SHEEN

carley lol

cx3
posted a quote
August 15, 2011 9:11pm UTC

brb, gonna go take a hot shower.
it's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

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posted a quote
July 25, 2011 7:05pm UTC

you laugh at me because i'm different.
___________________________&i laugh at you, because you're all the same

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July 25, 2011 6:56pm UTC

If The Guy You Like Likes Another Girl~~~
she automatically becomes the most hideous thing on the face of the planet.

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cx3
posted a quote
December 6, 2010 11:08pm UTC

y'know, they always tell us;
you'll move on. there's plenty of fish in the sea!
( well you know what? )
i feel like a friggin' fish in a bucket.

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cx3
posted a quote
November 13, 2010 11:46am UTC

when
i need to use the bathroom.
turned into
dude, i have to pee.

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posted a quote
November 13, 2010 11:17am UTC

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boy; what do you want in this world, more than anything else?
girl; to be standing in the middle of the street, in the
pouring rain and have the love of my life kissing me. you?
boy; to be the one kissing you♥
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cx3
posted a quote
November 6, 2010 12:19pm UTC

children in the dark cause accidents.
accidents in the dark cause children.

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posted a quote
November 1, 2010 9:04pm UTC

him; look at her.
friend; dude. ask her out.
him; i'd never have a chance.
friend;she's looking over here.
him; she's so perfect.
her; there he is.
friend; he's looking at you!
her; probably thinking how much of a dork i am.
friend; he probably likes you.
her; he's too perfect.

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posted a quote
October 16, 2010 3:54pm UTC

Dear Mom, ♥
It is with great regret & sorrow that I'm telling you that I have eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion & he is so nice, even with all his piercings & tattoos, and I love riding on the back of his big motorcycle. But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant & Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me & that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone & we'll be growing it for us & his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine & ecstasy we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now & I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter,
Judith
PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm next door at Sandy's. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk drawer...I love you!

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October 12, 2010 7:42pm UTC

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posted a quote
October 9, 2010 7:04pm UTC

my math teacher put a sticky note on my desk.
it said, ' do you ever smile? :( '
i guess i don't hide it very well.

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cx3
posted a quote
October 9, 2010 4:43pm UTC

Um.. Yahoo,
i have never heard someone say 'let's yahoo! it.'

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posted a quote
October 2, 2010 9:02pm UTC

& i hate it when
moms dress their non-twins in the same clothes all the time.

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cx3
posted a quote
October 2, 2010 9:01pm UTC

& i hate it when
my friends have inside jokes that i don't know anything about.

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posted a quote
September 30, 2010 6:58pm UTC

joy to the world.
barney's dead.
we barbequed his head.
don't worry 'bout the body.
we flushed it down the potty.
round and round it goes.
until it over - flows.

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posted a quote
September 28, 2010 1:02am UTC

boy; i need some advice.
girl; ok, what is it?
boy; there's this girl ..
i think i'm in love with her.
girl; you should tell her.
boy; i just did.
i spent like an hour on this. fav?(: sorry if it's on here D:

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posted a quote
September 25, 2010 7:20pm UTC

WAL*MART
y'knowwww. you go there in the daytime,
the cashier's name is cendy, she's all niceee!
she's like 'HEYYYY! you want an otter pop?
they're freee!' and you're like 'oh. fuck. yes.'

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posted a quote
September 25, 2010 4:42pm UTC

..........................................................................................................................................................
Teacher; Why are you talking during my lesson?
Student; Why are you teaching during my conversation?
Teacher; .....
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cx3
posted a quote
September 23, 2010 12:07am UTC

After Class ;
Guy: Why were you looking at me?
Girl: Well why did you catch me looking?
Guy: .. silence ..

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cx3
posted a quote
September 21, 2010 9:18pm UTC

"No Offense"
really means;
I'm about to insult you, but don't get mad.
-facebook.

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