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  1. xxCalliexx31 xxCalliexx31
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 11:40am UTC
    A shine of a light
    Chapter 1
    There was a 14 year old girl who was dying for a better life her name was sabrina she had no mum or dad it was a real hard life......One day she was on her way to school she had no one to come with her she was a lonley girl had no mum no dad no cousins or friends she couldn't cope with a hard life so she was at school she was doing a test and the teacher says "Now Begin The Reward Is 23 more minutes for break time* she was so quite she heard a crack behind her and she looked behind her she gasped and walked out without anyone catching her she saw a shooting star she made a wish and whispered "i wish to be a happy and free child" but the star had already gone she tutted and said " Dreams never come true " then her teacher caught her and gazed into her eyes and she lost 15 minutes of the test time she whispered again to her self " Do dreams ever really come true" next time she heard another crack she saw a man as pale as snow and he said "hello my small deario"
    Thanks for reading please
    fave this if you love this story

  2. Pretty_Girl69 Pretty_Girl69
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 11:28pm UTC
    "Friend": Eww Look At Mckenzi
    Crush: Arn't You Her Bestfriend? Cuz You Dont Sound Like It.
    "Friend": Umm Not Anymore, She Used To Be Pretty and Today She Wore Sweatpants, Ponytail, No Make-up and A Bagy Shirt.
    Crush: Well I Think She Looks Pretty
    "Friend": *Walks Away*
    Next Day.....
    Crush Comes To School In Sweats
    "Friend": Omg You Look So Cute
    Crush: But Im In Sweatpants
    "Friend" : Well Your A Guy So Its Cute
    Crush: Well McKenzi's A Girl So Its Cute
    "Friend":Umm No
    Crush *Hugs Me And Walks Away*
    .....I Love Him So Much
    Now I Know She Wasnt A True Friend

  3. Unbroken1 Unbroken1
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 11:25pm UTC
    I made a horrible mistake
    you must understand,
    i cannot dream
    ((( i cannot sleep
    tonight.)))
    -------------------------

  4. xxsoccerkidxx xxsoccerkidxx
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 11:24pm UTC
    I don't think I'll ever get a tattoo, I mean you don't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari.

  5. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    *Me laying in bed.*
    Me: *Sniff's arm*
    Me: Hmm my arm smells like popcorn.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: I haven't even had popcorn today.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Brain: Kendall, stop biting your arm.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. Californiagirl61 Californiagirl61
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    Yolo
    A kid fell on his face and was bleeding. He went to an emergency room and stuff. When he cam back he was like "Yolo :)". A girl lost her assigment for school and her teachers asked for an explination and she just said "Yolo :)". A girl's grandmother was dying. When her grandmma was just about to die, the girl was like "Grandma, before you die, there's soemthing you should know," And Grandma was like "What is it?" She thought it was gonna be I love you. The girl looked at her Grandma and said "Yolo :)". And then she died.
    Thanks Drake :)

  8. hellsYES04 hellsYES04
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    Plot twist: Phineas and Ferb spend the entire summer on witty.

  9. Jersey_Girl Jersey_Girl
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    This seriously happened to me last week at the beach.
    So im sitting at the breakfast table with my cousin Katie and my little 9 year old brother Sean, and he decides to start a conversation. Here's how it all went down.
    Sean: Katie, are you irish?
    Katie: Of course i am.... I'm related to you!
    Me: Duhh Sean :b
    Sean: No your not! I'm related to the lamp! *points above us to a hanging lamp*
    Me&Katie: watdahel?
    Sean: yea! it spins, and i spin sometimes..... o.O
    Katie: *bursts out in laughter*
    Me: *facepalms and also starts histerically laughing*
    Me: Sean, sometimes i wonder how you are possibly my brother. How are we related?!?!
    Sean: We're not Heather! Im related to the lamp dummyyyy!!
    Me: ........k...
    Oh my family.......
    mq/mf

  10. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 6:33pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. XObreeOX XObreeOX
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    Being unable
    to finish a sentence
    because you're laughing too hard
    about the ending.
    <<<<<<<<<<<

  13. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    accidentally
    Chapter 13
    His nose was barely brushing against mine.
    And our lips, if we moved a mere inch, we'd be kissing.
    Evan's eyes flickered down to my lips, as I held in my breath.
    He leaned closer, and I didn't do anything to stop him.
    Why wasn't I pushing him away?
    For Gods sake, I met this guy through a stupid auction.
    Yet, I still wanted him to kiss me so badly.
    Our lips brushed for a brief second, before we were inturrupted by a pounding noise.
    Evan removed his lips from mine, as our eyes locked.
    I couldn't read what was going through in his green eyes.
    He got up from me, and faced the door of the ice cream parlour.
    "We aren't open." Evan shook his head.
    The pounding stopped, as Evan turned back to face me.
    Without another word, he went to the back lounge.
    I laid flat on the ground, as my shaky hands touched my lips.
    The kiss was so short, yet so amazing.
    I almost wanted more.
    I pushed myself off the ground, and took my apron off.
    Evan came back out of the back lounge, looking as if nothing happened between us.
    It almost broke my heart.
    "Do you need a ride home?" he asked me, a faint smile across his face.
    I gulped, shaking my head. "I could walk."
    Evan forced a smile, but it never reached his eyes. "Okay. I'll see you at work tomorrow."
    And that was it.
    Just like that, Evan got away with my first kiss.
    ***
    "Arden?" Lacey poked my cheek. "Did you hear a word I just said?"
    I snapped out of my thoughts, as I turned back to my best friend.
    "Wait, what?" I asked, frowning.
    Lacey sighed. "I said that Brandon's planning to take me out later tonight."
    "Oh. Okay, where?" I asked, half-interested.
    I should've been paying full attention to my best friend, but too much was on my mind.
    "To this new Japanese restaurant that just opened." Lacey paused, giving me a look. "Can you tell me what's bothering you?"
    I let out a deep breath of air. "Evan took something important from me this weekend."
    Lacey's eyes widened. "No way." she gasped. "Tell me you used protection!"
    I choked, shaking my head. "Not that!" I hissed. "He stole my first kiss."
    Lacey went into a misfit of giggles. "Oh my gosh! My little Arden is growing up!"
    I slapped her shoulder. "Shut up. But, he acted like nothing happened after."
    "I'm pretty sure he was just scared you didn't like him back. Boys are like that, you know? All bi-polar and stuff. And they think us girls are moody. Please." Lacey rolled her eyes.
    I bit my lower lip. "I hope you're right."
    Hey! Can you guys please take a took at my new story up on Wattpad? :)
    http://www.wattpad.com/6872126-ten-reasons-not-to-die
    Tell me how you like it! Thanks!

  14. forgottenlover forgottenlover
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    Me and my boyfriend have never slow danced together before. On October 6th, we're going to homecoming which is 3 days after our 6 month anniversary. It'll be our first time dancing together and the first time he'll see me in a formal dress, second time in a dress in general instead of my usual jeans and hoodie. Honestly, I'm really excited❤


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    ["I call my fans my heartbeats because I've had a heart problem, and I feel like they enable me to get better in the sense that they allow me to live me dream which keeps me sane, but also because they keep me alive.
    Without a heartbeat you can't live,
    so they are heartbeats keeping me going. ]"
    ~Jessie J

  17. WhisperInTheDark WhisperInTheDark
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    Love for teenagers is like the lottery;
    It's a one in a million chance you're going to be with this guy f o r e v e r, but we keep buying the tickets anyways.

  18. MVP8 MVP8
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 10:43am UTC
    One night, a police officer pulls over a vehicle for speeding. The officer walks over to the driver and asks " Papers?" The driver says " Scissors, I win!" and drives off.
    NMQ
    -Nm

  19. mjanicola mjanicola
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    Dance like nobody is going to put it on youtube.

  20. lovebeinghyper lovebeinghyper
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 6:30am UTC
    Saying ‘no offence’
    before you say something offensive,
    doesn’t make it not offensive.

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