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MVP8

1. MVP8
   posted a quote
   March 8, 2013 1:26pm UTC
   D u d e c h i l l ,
   Its gym class, not the Olmpics.
   NMQ
   
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2. MVP8
   posted a quote
   March 8, 2013 1:22pm UTC
   I hate teachers who give homework over break...
   like do u not understand what break is?
   Do you need me to demonstrate on your neck?
   NMQ
   
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3. MVP8
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   March 8, 2013 1:20pm UTC
   Idont' think i could ever stab someone.
   I can barely get the straw into my Capri Sun.
   NMQ
   
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4. MVP8
   posted a quote
   March 8, 2013 1:17pm UTC
   We all have those teachers who are
   like,"Wait, don't pack up yet. We still have 25
   seconds left of class."
   NMQ
   
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5. MVP8
   posted a quote
   January 6, 2013 7:12pm UTC
   I'm the girl who prefers one rose over a dozen. I'm the girl who would rather stay in on a Friday night than go to a wild party with random strangers. I'm the girl who would enjoy having a movie
   night rather than going to some fancy restaurant. I'm the girl who
   would rather stay up all night sharing secrets than going out and
   getting drunk. I'm the girl who wouldnt make you hold her bags, but rather instead hold your hand. I'm the girl who will love you more than anyone can possibly dream of. I'm the girl who would give the world to see you smile.
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   NMQ
   
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6. MVP8
   posted a quote
   December 24, 2012 1:15pm UTC
   Police: Where do you live?
   Me: With my parents
   Police: Where do your parents live?
   Me: With me
   Police: Where do you all live?
   Me: Together
   Police: Where is your house?
   Me: Next to my neighbors
   Police: Where is your neighbors house?
   Me: If i tell you, your not going to believe me
   Police: Tell me
   Me: .....Next to my house
   NMQ
   
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7. MVP8
   posted a quote
   November 12, 2012 6:21pm UTC
   Girlfriend: ​I've been thinking lately
   Boyfriend: And...
   Girlfriend: I don't think we're working out
   Boyfriend: Well, we could starting going to the gym together
   NMQ
   
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8. MVP8
   posted a quote
   November 11, 2012 1:30pm UTC
   BravoSierra's format
   School Is Pointless
   English: We speak it
   History: They're all dead
   Math: We have calculators
   Spanish: We have Dora
   NMQ
   
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9. MVP8
   posted a quote
   November 10, 2012 7:46pm UTC
   My parents always told me I should shut off the TV and read more...
   So I turned on the subtitles!
   NMQ
   
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10. MVP8
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 7:42pm UTC
    "I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the
    Home button and I'm still at school."
    NMQ
    
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11. MVP8
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 9:43pm UTC
    It's not that I hate certain races...
    it's just that I prefer 5k instead of 10k
    NMQ
    
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12. MVP8
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 10:43am UTC
    One night, a police officer pulls over a vehicle for speeding. The officer walks over to the driver and asks " Papers?" The driver says " Scissors, I win!" and drives off.
    NMQ
    -Nm
    
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13. MVP8
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 10:37am UTC
    Don't Treat Her Wrong If She's Doing Everything To Make Things Right
    NMQ
    -Nm
    
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14. MVP8
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 10:35am UTC
    "When you trust a bank with their money, but they won't trust you with their pens"
    -Nm
    
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15. MVP8
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    The Awkward Moment When...
    You Look up a songs lyric's and realize you've been singing it wrong the whole time
    NMQ
    
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16. MVP8
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    What Comes After The Letter T?
    Normal People: U
    Niall Horan: Wait.... A,B,C,D,E,F,G.....
    
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17. MVP8
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    I've Always Wanted To Go Up To Someone And Say...
    So, Catch The Game Last Night.
    
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18. MVP8
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 10:24pm UTC
    ...And I've Always Thought There Was Such Thing As Opposite Day...
    
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19. MVP8
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 10:20pm UTC
    I Just Realized That Ally From
    Disney
    Channels " Austin and Ally" Is Sisters
    With Bay From ABC Family's
    "Switched At Birth!"
    Mind= Blown
    
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20. MVP8
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment when your in a Public Bathroom and the Only thing you hear is the person next to you peeing...breaking the silencek i
    
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