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laura geraci. I like green day and bacon and 80s movies and coffee

hellsYES04
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August 30, 2012 11:42pm UTC

Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes, and someone asks you for 2 of them, how many do you have left?
Me: 10.

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hellsYES04
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August 30, 2012 11:32pm UTC

Why can't people appreciate how much effort I put into not becoming a serial killer

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hellsYES04
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August 30, 2012 11:29pm UTC

I love the sense of community in the classroom when you know you all failed the test.

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hellsYES04
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August 30, 2012 11:27pm UTC

I wonder what was happening 10,000 years ago in the spot where I'm currently sitting.

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hellsYES04
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August 30, 2012 11:24pm UTC

remember that time a celebrity said they would date a fan and then dated a fan?
me neither.

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hellsYES04
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August 30, 2012 11:21pm UTC

omg this girl just asked me harry style’s number so i gave her my number instead and she rung it 3 minutes later and i played a sound clip of harry saying “hi” and she started screaming and crying and she was like going crazy but i had no other sound clips so i just had to keep playing the one that said hi but she was screaming and crying and kept saying omg for like 5 minutes then i hung up and blocked her number.
nmq

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hellsYES04
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August 30, 2012 11:17pm UTC

You may think I'm weird, but when you get to know me you realize first impressions are right and I really am weird.

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hellsYES04
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August 30, 2012 11:15pm UTC

When I see really attractive people I just laugh, because I know that if we lived in the Aztec culture they'd be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty.

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hellsYES04
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August 30, 2012 11:13pm UTC

You know when bands say, 'Thank you for coming out tonight," it's because they know how rarelt I leave the house, so it's a special occasion.

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hellsYES04
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August 30, 2012 11:09pm UTC

My favorite game to play is avoiding people I know from school in public places

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hellsYES04
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August 29, 2012 6:31pm UTC

Plot twist: Phineas and Ferb spend the entire summer on witty.

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hellsYES04
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August 29, 2012 3:19pm UTC

me logic: you're hot, I'm ugly. Opposites attract so love me.

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hellsYES04
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August 29, 2012 3:06pm UTC

Carly: I threw a wish in the well
Me: How do you throw a wish in--
Carly: Don't ask me I'll never tell
Me: Okay

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hellsYES04
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August 29, 2012 2:26pm UTC

Today, I learned that if you want to slash someone's tires, don't slash all 4; only slash 3 because if you slash all 4 their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash 3 they have to pay for it all out of pocket.

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hellsYES04
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August 29, 2012 2:23pm UTC

Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary, and my grandma was like, "If I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now," and that basically sums up their relationship.

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hellsYES04
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August 29, 2012 2:17pm UTC

person at school: *breathes*
me: can you not

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hellsYES04
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August 29, 2012 2:15pm UTC

I get so mad when people accuse me of 'sitting on the computer and being antisocial' like you don't even understand I actually turn into a freaking social butterfly every time I open my laptop but whatever.

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hellsYES04
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August 29, 2012 2:13pm UTC

I love when attractive people raise their hands in class so I can stare at them and just pretens like I care about what they have to say.

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hellsYES04
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March 31, 2012 4:51pm UTC

Me: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Me: When you broke through the earth's crust ascending from hell?

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hellsYES04
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February 6, 2012 6:13pm UTC

that awkward moment
when a guy gets
more likes on his pro pic than you

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