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  1. Shainaluvturtles Shainaluvturtles
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Teacher: School's almost over
    Teacher: And this is crazy
    Teacher: But here's 3 projects
    Teacher: Due by Friday

  2. somethingaboutthesunshine somethingaboutthesunshine
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 9:55am UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    Does anyone want their profile done!?!?!?!
    I'd LOVE to d oit for ya!(=
    Click the♥ if yes!
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  3. mayo1316 mayo1316
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    All you girls are saying all this stuff like,
    "you're beautiful. don't let anyone tell you different" 
    lol no. we're all ugly because of our personalities.
     Girls are vicious.
    we're all vicious.

  4. almostforever almostforever
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 7:12pm UTC
    Life is short;
    Live it.
    Love is rare;
    Grab it.
    Anger is bad;
    Dump it.
    Fear is awful;
    Face it.
    Memories are sweet;
    Cherish them.
    1111
    notmyformat/my old quote

  5. skinnyminikitty skinnyminikitty
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    laying in bed texting..
    Phone drops on your face


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. paperplates13 paperplates13
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    Fave if you've ever been personally victimized by Regina George.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  8. Moosey00 Moosey00
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 12:21pm UTC
    You don't have to "like" me.
    I'M NOT A FACEBOOK STATUS

  9. PerfectisImpossible PerfectisImpossible
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    nmf. uck you garrett
    Summer bucket list. ♥
    *Make tye-dye shirts with my best friends
    *Walk around my neighbor in a bikini
    *Lose weight
    *Propose to a stranger with a ring pop
    *Get a stranger's number at the mall
    *Get a tan tattoo
    *Have more than 10 sleepovers
    *Make him fall in love with me
    *Be technology free for one day
    *Horror movie marathon
    *Play a new sport
    *Spend all day baking
    (this is mostly with my two best friends<3)

  10. AmieMac AmieMac
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    Do you remember?#1
    The Amanda Show...

  11. swagginitup96 swagginitup96
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 1:38pm UTC
    Him; Who do you like?
    Her; no one.
    Him; OH, who do you like?
    Her; No one!
    Him; Who do you like?
    Her; How many times are you going to ask that?
    Him; as many times as it takes for you to say my name.

  12. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 10:04am UTC
    When you trip
    Good Friend: Help you up and ask if your okay
    Best Friend: laugh at you then trip you again

  13. AmieMac AmieMac
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    Dear Student who finished the quiz in 7 min, I hope you FAIL!
    Sincerly, The person who is still on the first question.

  14. Hailey22 Hailey22
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    "that's what."
    -She
    fav if you get it

  15. giraffequeenxo giraffequeenxo
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 1:19pm UTC
    what they say: i just have to unplug the internet
    for a few seconds
    what i hear: we’re turning off life support

  16. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    We have all
    Gone on witty in a school at one time or another.
    Wittian Academy
    x

  17. liveloveski13 liveloveski13
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    So I'm taking this quiz thing where you put your iPod on shuffle to answer the questions, and I come to question thirteen.
    13) Who absolutely loves me?
    I click next for shuffle, and what song comes on? No One by Alicia Keys... well my iPod knows me well.
    Cool beans.

  18. Sagee Sagee
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    when theres hair in your mouth and you cant find it
    so your just grabbing your tongue
    ....in public

  19. dulldawn001 dulldawn001
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 4:47pm UTC
    dear fat in my body,
    please find your way to my boobs.

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    Has anyone else noticed that
    Miley Cyrus looks a lot like Hannah Montana?

:)

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