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Sagee

1. Sagee
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2012 2:54pm UTC
   wanna hear a bird joke?
   ...no?
   .......hawkward.......
   (;
   
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2. Sagee
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   August 13, 2012 2:52pm UTC
   wanna hear a cat joke?
   just kitten.(:
   
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3. Sagee
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   August 13, 2012 2:49pm UTC
   wanna hear a number joke?
   nevermind, i fourget.
   
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4. Sagee
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   June 25, 2012 1:42pm UTC
   everyone is talking about how they miss the old witty.
   what was the old witty like?
   
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5. Sagee
   posted a quote
   June 18, 2012 3:53pm UTC
   McDonalds.....
   lets just say if a clown came up to me and wanted to play with me...
   id scream and run.
   
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6. Sagee
   posted a quote
   June 18, 2012 3:48pm UTC
   That Depressing Moment
   when you miss the trash can
   
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7. Sagee
   posted a quote
   June 13, 2012 12:30pm UTC
   i always think of good quotes,
   then it seems like the second i hit
   "Add a Quote"
   BAM!
   its gone.
   
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8. Sagee
   posted a quote
   June 9, 2012 8:38pm UTC
   FOREVER ALONE.
   
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9. Sagee
   posted a quote
   June 1, 2012 12:34pm UTC
   dry your tears,
   and keep going
   <3
   
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10. Sagee
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    am i ugly?
    
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11. Sagee
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    is it ugly in here?
    or is it just me?
    
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12. Sagee
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    i dont know what i would do without hair ties
    
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13. Sagee
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    when theres hair in your mouth and you cant find it
    so your just grabbing your tongue
    ....in public
    
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14. Sagee
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    i always get made fun of for my nose.
    im called "The Bird"
    the sad part is,
    i cant do anything about it.
    </3
    
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15. Sagee
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    Girls:
    long hair
    dont care <3
    Me:
    short hair
    i care </3
    
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16. Sagee
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    I always lose my phone when its on silent
    
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17. Sagee
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    having split ends on your split ends.
    <3
    
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18. Sagee
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    saying "the chest area" when its too awkward to say boobs.
    
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19. Sagee
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    dont let the loneliness drive you back into the arms of someone you know doesnt give a damn about you.
    
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20. Sagee
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 11:11pm UTC
    everybody dies, but not everybody lives.<3
    
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