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paperplates13
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 12:39pm UTC

Saturday morning hangovers
are now replacing
saturday morning cartoons.

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paperplates13
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August 6, 2012 11:16am UTC

Making weird faces in the mirror right before you go in the shower.
NotMyFormat

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paperplates13
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July 8, 2012 8:22pm UTC

The comfort from your pet when you're sad ♥
nmf

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paperplates13
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July 2, 2012 3:51pm UTC

Slowly putting your dish in the sink when your mom is doing the dishes.

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paperplates13
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 3:55pm UTC

That awkward run/walk you do
when a car decides to let you pass.

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paperplates13
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 8:44pm UTC

:( Just one of those days...

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paperplates13
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 10:02am UTC

The tans will fade,
but the memories will
last forever ♥
☼~summer 2012~☼

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paperplates13
posted a quote
May 30, 2012 3:41pm UTC

Fave if you've ever been personally victimized by Regina George.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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paperplates13
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May 24, 2012 4:31pm UTC

That little dance your thumbs do when you don't know how to answer to a text .
Format by Sandrasaurus

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paperplates13
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 6:35pm UTC

You cannot possibly fathom
the immensity of the f*ck
I do not give.

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paperplates13
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 6:26pm UTC

When your birthday month has the best picture on the calendar.

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paperplates13
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 5:51pm UTC

Hold on I'm searching
for a F*CK to give.

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paperplates13
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 4:16pm UTC

"if you run naked around a tree, at about 87 km/h, there is a possibility of f *cking yourself."
~Albert Einstein

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paperplates13
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 7:19pm UTC

They say so many people die
because of alcohol.
They never realize how many of
them are born because of it.

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paperplates13
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 12:37pm UTC

Spending more time
searching "how to write and essay"
than actually writing it.

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posted a quote
April 7, 2012 12:21pm UTC

THAT AWESOME
MOMENT WHEN
YOU'RE F**CKING
HAPPY AND YOU DON'T
KNOW WHY.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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paperplates13
posted a quote
April 5, 2012 4:25pm UTC

Person: How long have they been together?
Stranger: Who?
Person: your eyebrows.

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posted a quote
April 5, 2012 4:22pm UTC

That awkward moment when a you're with your parents and a Victoria's Secret commercial comes on and you don't know if you should watch it and look like a complete lesbian.
Format: twilightgirl995

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posted a quote
April 5, 2012 4:20pm UTC

"9 out of 10 men
prefer women with big boobs
....The 10th guy prefers
the 9 other men."

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paperplates13
posted a quote
April 5, 2012 12:14pm UTC

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE BREAKING DOWN?
DO YOU EVER FEEL OUT OF PLACE?
LIKE SOMEHOW YOU JUST DON'T BELONG
AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS YOU. Simple plan <3
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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