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giraffequeenxo
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May 29, 2012 1:19pm UTC

what they say: i just have to unplug the internet
for a few seconds
what i hear: we’re turning off life support

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giraffequeenxo
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May 29, 2012 9:46am UTC

Why do people that have glasses pull them off when they're shocked?
I’m sorry, was it so surprising that you forgot you were visually impaired?!

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giraffequeenxo
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April 29, 2012 6:37pm UTC

Dear Santa, I know its early, But this Christmas, I want One Direction.
If that's too expensive, you don't need to put clothes on them.

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giraffequeenxo
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April 29, 2012 4:01pm UTC

One Direction: Your insecure, dont know what for,
Me: do you want a list

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giraffequeenxo
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April 17, 2012 3:16am UTC

I love how 2 months ago barley anyone would talk about 1D, but now everyone's a " Huge fan" ..
I feel like my biggest secret has been told to the world.

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giraffequeenxo
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April 17, 2012 3:09am UTC

I wish someone cared.

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giraffequeenxo
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April 15, 2012 2:42pm UTC

Paul and One Direction at the Super Market.
Niall: Look at all the food.
Liam: Niall.. focus, what's on the list?
Harry: Look at all the sexy mums here!
Louis: I thought we had something..
Paul: Everyone focus! -HARRY COME BACK HERE.
Niall: *fills shopping trolley with food*
Liam: LOOK TOY STORY!
Louis: Harry, don't leave me.
Harry: I love you Louis...
Niall: I need another shopping trolley.
Paul: NIALL PUT SOME OF THAT FOOD BACK.
Liam: Focus on the list.
Harry: *to a check out girl thats older* I'd like to check YOU out.
Louis: Harrryyyyy.
Niall: *opens a pack of food.*
Paul: HARRY GET BACK HERE, NIALL STOP IT.
Liam: Can I get the toy story dvd... paul?
Paul: No.
Liam: But Paaaauuuuulll.
Harry: So many milfs,
Louis: HAROLD IS MINE.
Niall: Foooood glorious foooood.
Zayn: Vas Happenin?
Paul: I did not sign up for this.

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giraffequeenxo
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April 15, 2012 3:04am UTC

she lies tonight
Underneath the caving roof
And she cries tonight
Wondering what she can do
And she tries tonight
Remembering who she once knew
But they've died inside
Another empty bottle takes a life.

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giraffequeenxo
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January 18, 2012 11:44pm UTC

Governments that want to control the Internet are SOPAthetic.

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giraffequeenxo
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January 11, 2012 11:39am UTC

Words will be just words,
Till you bring them to life. ♥

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giraffequeenxo
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January 11, 2012 1:33am UTC

One Direction.
Thats all i have to say.♥

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giraffequeenxo
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January 4, 2012 5:08pm UTC

‎" Can you grow please?"
Hair: No.
Boobs:No.
Butt:No.
Stomach: Okaaay!!