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  1. Hayleeismyname Hayleeismyname
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    Yes, Im an American Directioner
    -No I don't like other boy bands
    -No, I havent b een with them since the beginning
    -Yes I knew about them before they really came to America
    -Yes I love them as much as you do.

  2. pandabear33 pandabear33
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    Now this is a story all about how
    My life got flipped turned upside down
    And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
    I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
    In West Philadelphia born and raised
    On the playground is where I spent most of my days
    Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
    And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
    When a couple of guys who were up to no good
    Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
    I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
    And said you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air
    Anyone know this song?? ^^ :)

  3. PerfectisImpossible PerfectisImpossible
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    nmf. uck you garrett
    Summer bucket list. ♥
    *Make tye-dye shirts with my best friends
    *Walk around my neighbor in a bikini
    *Lose weight
    *Propose to a stranger with a ring pop
    *Get a stranger's number at the mall
    *Get a tan tattoo
    *Have more than 10 sleepovers
    *Make him fall in love with me
    *Be technology free for one day
    *Horror movie marathon
    *Play a new sport
    *Spend all day baking
    (this is mostly with my two best friends<3)

  4. xStoleMyHeart xStoleMyHeart
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 10:39am UTC
    one direction: we are not gay!
    directioners: everyone else in the room can see it, everyone else but you..

  5. ashlyn* ashlyn*
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 11:36am UTC
    You are in a relationship with Niall Horan
    ♥ 1 minutes ago · Louis Tomilson, Harry Styles, Zayn Malick, Liam Payne and 5 others like this · Comment · See Friendship

  6. Hailey22 Hailey22
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    "that's what."
    -She
    fav if you get it

  7. Shainaluvturtles Shainaluvturtles
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Teacher: School's almost over
    Teacher: And this is crazy
    Teacher: But here's 3 projects
    Teacher: Due by Friday

  8. FullofWit FullofWit
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    Mom: why are you doing that
    Me: beacuse One Direction does
    Mom: if One Direction jumped of a cl-
    Me: yes.

  9. mireunlove15 mireunlove15
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    So apparently two girls wanted a photo with Liam today, but told Niall to go away, but Liam kept hold of Niall while taking the photo
    Liam is a freaking sweetheart
    &
    Someone needs to hit those girls with metal spoons
    (sorry for the 1D quote)

  10. DuckAddictant DuckAddictant
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    I don't have OCD,
    But when the teacher erases the board,,,
    And ends up leaving a mark or two;
    <<I go insane on the inside.
    nmf/

  11. FellFromHell FellFromHell
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    1 fave=1 box of lucky charms
    I donate to the
    'Help The Needy Unicorn Charity.'
    Think of the Unicorns.

  12. j3susfr3ak j3susfr3ak
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 6:27am UTC
    C R A Y O L A
    Just added a new color to their crayon box...
    It's called jersey shore
    O R A N G E .
    <3
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  13. rdcdancer13 rdcdancer13
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 9:39am UTC
    me: wow niall, i'm so honored you came to my house wow i mean i love you!
    niall:
    me:
    niall:
    me:
    niall:
    me:
    niall:
    me:
    niall:
    me:
    niall: you kidnapped me and tied me to this chair.....


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. lovelyandtheworld13 lovelyandtheworld13
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 9:03am UTC
    Lose your pen = No pen.
    No pen = No notes.
    No notes = No study.
    No study = Fail.
    Fail = No dilploma.
    No diploma = No job.
    No job = No money.
    No money = No house.
    No house = No electricity.
    No electricity = No curling/straightening hair.
    No pretty hair/ makeup = No attractive.
    No attractive = Lonely.
    Lonely = Depression.
    Depression = Sickness.
    Sickness = Death.
    Moral of the story? No pen = Death. Don't lose your pen.

  16. milkncookies milkncookies
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    everyone has that one stunning friend
    that thinks they're ugly
    and you just sit there like 'lol, shutup'.

  17. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Lights Flickering
    Normal People: "The light needs to be changed."
    Me: "The Hash Slinging Slasher!!"

  18. Mednez Mednez
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 8:36am UTC
    If b**tches could fly my school would be an airport.
    tinyfrys format.
    Format by kclove5 ©

  19. k3mbr3y k3mbr3y
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    "WHY?!?!"
    "Because I said so!!!"
    Good one mom, you should be a lawyer
    nmf

  20. luchaswaggg luchaswaggg
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    Here's to the girls That are strong
    the ones who actually listen to l y r i c s ,
    when they hear the song.
    we'll take the heart breaks,
    the hormones, the tears
    the anger, the pain
    & the make-up s m e a r s.
    we'll [[fake those smiles]]
    & we always try to get good grades.
    though some-how we always feel like we're playing charades
    no-one shall notice that we may ache inside
    we always try to be strong but some-times it just passes us by.
    heres to us, the girls who are strong,
    Here's to us, the real girls.

:)

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