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ActivateMyHeart
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May 4, 2012 8:15am UTC

Don't judge a book by its movie.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 3:11pm UTC

If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe. Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs. At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions. Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

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i_am_just_a_normal_girl
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May 4, 2012 8:28am UTC

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 8:43am UTC

Laying in bed,
remembering a conversation in your head,
and imagining what you should’ve said instead.

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Breeze
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 8:46am UTC

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It's
STAR
WARS
day!
May the fourth be with you!
Format by Breeze
nmq

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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RiverSong98

posted a quote
April 28, 2012 5:41pm UTC

Mom: y'know, one day you'll look back on how much money you spent on merchandise and concert tickets and you'll say-
Me: I can't believe I used to have to pay to interact my husband.
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom: What?
Me: Nothing....

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chakalakalaka34
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 4:20pm UTC

Google
Perfection
Search About 1 result (0.27 seconds)
Did you mean: Niall Horan
credit to PaperLung

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ThatOneGirlNamedEmily
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 4:19pm UTC

Dear Hair,
We'll stop burning you, drowning you, and pulling you
if you just automatically look gorgeous everyday.
Sincerely, fed up girls.

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__OneDirectionerForever__
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April 28, 2012 4:50pm UTC

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BellaSwan14
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 4:26pm UTC

A 50 year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said "I cannot sit here next to this black man." The fight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat." After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated "Ma'am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class." About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class." Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, "Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person." Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.
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IGotTheFacts
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 12:01pm UTC

Fact #2-
The Most Popular Name In The World Is "Muhammad"...
Now Fave this Quote if Thats Not Your Name.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 3:10pm UTC

The Strokes: You only live once.
Everyone: Umm.. Okay.
Suicide Silence: You only live once.
Everyone: Alright:
Drake: You only live once.
Everyone: OMG. What revoloutionary idea! YOLO YOLO YOLO YOLO! So genius.

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xmalloryanne
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 10:05am UTC

Random Person: What if your future children don't like One Direction?
Me: Please, How can one dislike their own father?

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when_forever_comes_to_an_end
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April 14, 2012 6:15pm UTC

Every single girl is absolutely beautiful,
Even the one sitting here reading this, thinking, 'that's so true, apart from me.'

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mayday
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 8:32pm UTC

To die would be an awfully
b i g ad v e n t u r e . /////////////////////////♥
- PETER PAN.

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 8:50pm UTC

Does anyone else notice
How Niall is almost never shirtless?

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keegster
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 12:32pm UTC

û
keegster
poop
wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
1 UNIVERSE,
8 p l a n e t s , | | | | | 1 9 2 c o u n t r i e s ,
180,497 IsLanDs,
85 seas, 7 billion people, |||||||||||
& I'M STILL SINGLE.

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E*
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 3:08pm UTC

if your a guy highlight this
now favorite this if your a girl who highlighted this any way

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Hugsy_loves
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 8:02pm UTC

Fave if you remember
calling volleyball
"balley ball"
when you were little. ♥

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