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JordanMcintyre111
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 1:46pm UTC

[♥]this&Comment your name
And I'll tell you a name that suits you on your profile!☺

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ktena777
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 10:27pm UTC

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I hate those guys
that think they can get anyone.
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itsnickipewpyo
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 9:16pm UTC

Me: i haven't taken a picture of myself in a while
*Takes Photo*
Me: oh thats why

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emmalee143
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 7:16pm UTC

Me: Do you have a hole in your sock?
Friend: *Looks at sock*
Friend: No...
Me: Then how do you get your foot in it?

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Girl24_Next24_Door24
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 12:07pm UTC

*In future generations, woman has a baby*
Woman: I think I'll name her Sarah.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but that name is already taken. You could try Sarah479 or Sarah_09.
Woman:
Doctor:

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cheerchic9711
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 9:46pm UTC

Those things that,
are so akward to say, but so easy to text.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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sarahlouisekuhnexx
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 9:07pm UTC

Q: Whats green and has wheels?
A: Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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sawsaw2141998
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 4:23pm UTC

Writing the wrong date at the top of your homework
because you're a fearless boss
and you want your teacher to think you did your homework the first day it was assigned

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sawsaw2141998
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 6:06pm UTC

Friends are like snowflakesEach one of them is specialif you pee on them they disappear

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Moosey00
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 12:00pm UTC

Excuse me, kind sir...
But you are way to attractive. Can you please go wipe some ugly on you face?
:)

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Moosey00
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 3:31pm UTC

Zachary Sprader
11 years old
Diagonsed with Acute T-Cell Lukemia on January 4, 2012
Fighting for his life
KICK LUKEMIA'S BUTT!
Stay strong Zach
♥
Zach Attack!
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Moosey00
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 11:25am UTC

Barefoot
is my,
New favortie footwear
SUMMER '12
♥
nmf

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Lizzie_143
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 5:43pm UTC

I do.
The longest sentence known to man.
fave if you get it(;

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almostforever
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 8:11pm UTC

Teacher: Your homework is to read and memorize pages 200-205.
Me: YES. NO HOMEWORK.
notmyformat//maybemyquote

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ashtynpatresh
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 6:59pm UTC

My little sister to my mom
"It's okay Mommy,
One day I'll fall in love with a boy, get married
and then you won't have to take care of me anymore❤"
She's 4 years old❤
Format credit to ThatsSoMee/Credit to OneDirection

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