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emmalee143

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Member Since: 22 Mar 2012 11:41pm

Last Seen: 6 Jun 2012 04:54pm

user id: 285860

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1. emmalee143
   posted a quote
   June 6, 2012 9:38am UTC
   The only place that you will find success before work is in the dictionary.
   
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2. emmalee143
   posted a quote
   June 6, 2012 9:35am UTC
   What letter comes after p?
   Normal people: "Q."
   Me: "A, B, C, D, E......."
   :)
   
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3. emmalee143
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2012 12:21pm UTC
   So you're on food stamps, but you can afford an iPhone.
   ....Seems legit.
   
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4. emmalee143
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2012 9:15am UTC
   You love me like a love song?
   Oh thats cool.
   But I sure hope not, because songs get old fast.
   Especially if theyre overplayed.
   You better not overplay me, and you better not take me for granted.
   
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5. emmalee143
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2012 3:38pm UTC
   Follow for a follow, fave for a fave <3
   
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6. emmalee143
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2012 3:38pm UTC
   Follow for a follow, fave for a fave <3
   
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7. emmalee143
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2012 3:38pm UTC
   Follow for a follow, fave for a fave <3
   
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8. emmalee143
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2012 3:38pm UTC
   Follow for a follow, fave for a fave <3
   
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9. emmalee143
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2012 3:38pm UTC
   Follow for a follow, fave for a fave <3
   
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10. emmalee143
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    Me: Do you have a hole in your sock?
    Friend: *Looks at sock*
    Friend: No...
    Me: Then how do you get your foot in it?
    
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11. emmalee143
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    Never be afraid to try something new…
    an amateur built the ark that lasted forty days and forty nights; professionals built the titanic that sank.
    
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12. emmalee143
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    Pushwill get you everywhere in life.......
    except for a door marked "pull".
    
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13. emmalee143
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    Next time you're feeling stressed, just remember that
    pressure makes diomonds
    <3
    
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14. emmalee143
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    Some would say the glass is half full.
    Some would say the glass is empty.
    All I usually say is
    "Are you gonna drink that?"
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15. emmalee143
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 12:58pm UTC
    That awkward moment when...
    Your bro actually tells a cool story
    :)
    
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16. emmalee143
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 9:20am UTC
    My boyfriend is like a ferarri.
    ...I don't have a ferarri...
    
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17. emmalee143
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 8:54am UTC
    When I'm hungry:
    Check fridge
    Check Cabinet
    *Lowers Standards*
    repeat.
    
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18. emmalee143
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 8:35am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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19. emmalee143
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    What normal people dream about:
    love, school, adventures.
    What I dream about:
    100
    ^^ Witty favs :)
    
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20. emmalee143
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 1:37pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you accidentally fart and try to look innocent like it wasnt you
    but you can feel that you're blushing anyway
    (:
    
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