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chewy123
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May 30, 2012 8:12pm UTC

Thinking your about to die
because you got shampoo
in your eye. ♥

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xotaracarr*
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May 30, 2012 5:30pm UTC

A photograph is worth a thousand words,
but photoshop can create a thousand lies ♥

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xokoalaxx26
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May 30, 2012 5:11pm UTC

*crush walks into the room*
Bestfriend: *turns around with a creepy wide eyed smirk*
Me: PLAY IT COOL.

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kirosame21
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May 30, 2012 4:32pm UTC

click to see this quote

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never_forget
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May 30, 2012 3:39pm UTC

At school;
"Did you see
the new guy!?"
"no... is he hot?"

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all_you_need_is_love14
posted a quote
May 30, 2012 3:22pm UTC

BravoSierra's format (=
[ Things we've all done #5 ]
recieved a text message and thought, "What? I have friends?!"
should I continue?

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 30, 2012 1:21pm UTC

Me: *gets kidnapped*
Me: How will I ever update my witty?!

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AnkitaxP
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May 29, 2012 12:18pm UTC

2012: Baby You Light Up My World Like Nobody Else
1800's: Infant you add luminescence to my environment in a way that no other person has the ability to do
nmq

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lilystar05
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 12:19pm UTC

People killin,
people dyin,
children hurt you hear them cryin,
Can you practice what you preach,
And would you turn the other cheek,
Father father father father,
send us some guidence from above,
Cuz people got me got me questionin,
Where is the love?

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EdwardSheeran
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 11:47am UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT;
when the joke is over
but you can't stop
laughing.

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SweetLoli
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May 29, 2012 12:13pm UTC

*in a restaurant*
waitress: Are you done with that?
me: no, I was just about to eat the plate

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KitKat157
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 12:16pm UTC

That one song that you hate
But you can't stop singing

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summerlvr23
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 11:33am UTC

Before i talk.... I listen
Before i act... I think
before i judge... I get to know
before i trust... I believe
it's really not that hard...

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Moosey00
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 12:03pm UTC

A haiku about getting out of bed
no, no, no, no, no
no ,no, no, no, no, no, no
no,no,no no, no

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Hannahjobannana
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 8:58am UTC

GUYS ARE JERKS
A girl and boy at my school were dating for a year. On Thursday, the boy went up to the girl with a quarter in his hand.
"I don't feel the same anymore. I'm gonna flip a coin to decide wither to break up with you or not"
yyyyyeeeeaaaaahhhhh… they are not going out any more. And the girl is really upset. But honestly… who does that!?

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mayday
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May 27, 2012 5:12pm UTC

me: *stays home*
parents: why are you so lazy? get off your butt & do something with your life
me: *goes out*
parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people & roaming the streets
me: *eats*
parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
me: *doesn't eat something*
parents: we're getting really concered are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us?
me: *exhales*
parents: DON'T GIVE ME THAT ATTITUDE.

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alimophia
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May 27, 2012 6:29pm UTC

Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
1111 tumblr

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OMGIMATACO
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May 27, 2012 2:30pm UTC

LOOKING AT YOUR HAIR UNDER WATER
AND FEELING LIKE A MERMAID.

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loveneverdiesxoxo
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 12:17pm UTC

15 things a girl wants, but will never ask for.
- Good morning/goodnight texts
- Pictures taken together.
- Surprises, espicially little ones.
- Visiting & bringing her favorite food.
- A hoodie with his scent all over it.
- Really long hugs
- Slow dances.
- Sincere compliments.
- A cute stuffed animal to hug when you aren't around.
- Real, deep conversations.
- Nonsense but funny conversations.
- His "gentlemanlyness"
- Comfort and patients when she is in tears.
- Telling her how much you love her.

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Shenker
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 2:07pm UTC

I was at a Restraunt with my boyfriend.
suddenly the lights went out,
so i grabbed my byfriends hand.
when the lights came back on,
i saw my boyfrind kneeling on the
ground, my hand in his,
a engagement ring in the other.
we're getting married today.
---the notebook -lovegivesmehope.com

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