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me: *stays home* 
parents: why are you so lazy? get off your butt & do something with your life

me: *goes out* 
parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people & roaming the streets
me: *eats* 
parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
me: *doesn't eat something* 
parents: we're getting really concered are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us? 
me: *exhales* 
parents: DON'T GIVE ME THAT ATTITUDE. 

 
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me: *stays home* parents: why are you so lazy? get off your

1876 faves · 13 comments · May 27, 2012 5:12pm

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bubushkaa · 1 decade ago
Yupp. Haha u cant stay inside but when ur out u can only hang with people younger thn u!!
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wittylover24 · 1 decade ago
hahah omg you are living my liiife :)
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lilmisslittle · 1 decade ago
SAME
URGH
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lonely_one · 1 decade ago
lol soo true with parents these days..they just cant make up their mind these days..aha. Almost sound like mine. haha
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jessiduh · 1 decade ago
Give a kiss to your hand (left hand)
2.- Say the name of your love.
3.- Close your hand
4.- Say the name of a weekday
5.-Say your name
6.- Open your hand
7.- Paste this to 15 comments and the day you said (step # 4) he/she will tell you that they like you and maybe even engaged or maybe kiss you. If you don't do it something will go wrong in about an hour
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xoxMissLilyBieberxox · 1 decade ago
that quote is soo truee
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JanneteStyles1 · 1 decade ago
Thats my mom rite there *-_-
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Mez_Luvs_Yuu · 1 decade ago
YOU TOO? Gah. -.-
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mireunlove15 · 1 decade ago
accurate.
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hquinn101 · 1 decade ago
so true

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WittyGirly · 1 decade ago
story of my life :L
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xLizzIsAmazing · 1 decade ago
oh my god this quote is pretty much my life
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