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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 6:37pm UTC

congratulations
to cole & dylan sprouse for being the only people in my
generation who have not launched a singing career

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aquacrayonxo11
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 7:14pm UTC

Beauty Tip #1
Want whiter teeth?
Step 1: Brush your teeth with regular toothpaste
Step 2: Mash up 1 strawberry in a bowl
Step 3: Add 1 tablespoon og Baking soda in the mixture
Step 4: brush teeth with mixture w/ toothbrush
Step 5: Leave on teeth for 2 minutes
Step 6: Spit out all
Step 7: Brush teeth wirh regular toothpaste and enjoy your white teeth
It works, I tried it with my sister but warning! It taste bad DO NOT SWALLOW.
Series?

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blankwolf*
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December 4, 2012 10:21pm UTC

How to tell who has been stalking your Facebook profile.
1. Go to Facebook.com
2. Right click anywhere on the page.
3. Click "View page source"
4. Press CTRL + F and type "orderedfriends"
5. Copy the first series of numbers in quotation marks below it.
6. Open another tab, go to Facebook.com/(paste the number here)
7. The first number is the person that's been on your profile the most,
the second the second most, and so on.
YOU'RE WELCOME.

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WiFi
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 2:48pm UTC

I JUST REALISED SOMETHING
SIRI BACKWORDS IS
IRIS AKA PART OF THE EYE
IPHONE
EYEPHONE
IS THIS SOME ILLUMANTI STUFF

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
August 9, 2013 4:13am UTC

i just found out who my crush likes
(it's me)
(i'm on the floor making muffled shrieking noises)
(he likes me)
(me)

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sing4themoment
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 5:17pm UTC

In 20 years:
daughter: Mom, do you know about that old band One Direction?
me: oh god.
daughter:
me: I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME!
daughter: what are you-
me: **pushes red emergency button, room flips upside down to reveal a room covered in One Direction posters with a conferece table and a power point presentation in the middle**
me: the first step to becoming a fan is KNOWING THEIR NAMES!
daughter: Mom, wtf
nmq

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LoversGonnaLove
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 6:11pm UTC

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Idk why?
nmf, followme(:
To get to your house
Idgi.
nmf, followme(:
Theres one more,
Knock knock
Who's there?
nmf, followme(:
The chicken :)
Wow i luv you
nmf, followme(:

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quotesfromthecore
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 7:31pm UTC

peeta: our song is a slammin screen door
katniss: peeta no
peeta: sneakin out late, tossing you my burnt bread
katniss: seriously
peeta: when we're in the arena and you talk real low
katniss: ...
peeta: cause it's live, and your momma will know

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casebase99
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 7:23pm UTC

Just because we don't talk dosen't mean I don't think about you. I'm just trying to distance myself because I know I can't have you.
- Wiz Khalifa

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wolfyluvspineapple
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 9:11pm UTC

It sucks when everyone loves your best friend and you're just kinda there.

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gwenythadele
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 4:11pm UTC

when I walk out of the shop
this is what I see
not again
Katniss Everdeen is a-lookin at me
I GOT A LOAF IN MY HAND AND I AINT AFRAID TO THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT
are you done?
IM PEETA AND YOU KNOW IT
**tumblr, nmf**

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toria_skax
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 10:32pm UTC

You Belong With Me (The Hunger Games style)
Gale: You're on the phone with your baker, he's upset
Katniss: Oh no
Gale: Goin' off about some cake that he burnt
Gale: 'Cause he don't know how to hunt like I do
Katniss: Gale, stop
Gale: I'm in the woods, it's a typical Sunday afternoon
Gale: I'm hunting the kind of squirrels he doesn't like
Gale: He'll never be able to hunt like I do
Gale: CUZ HE BAKES BREAD
Gale: I MAKE SNARES
Gale: HE EATS CUPCAKES
Gale: AND I HUNT BEARS
Katniss: Gale, Just stop
~tumblr

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tylerr
posted a quote
March 3, 2012 3:40am UTC

me: let me sleep
brain: lol no, lets stay awake and remember every stupid decision you've ever made
me: oh okay

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jaybear
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 2:33pm UTC

*Phone rings* Mum: *Picks up* Hello? Indian Salesman: Uh, hello? Could I speak to miss- Mum: She's dead. *Hangs up* I love my mum.

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skinnyjeansyay
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 5:59pm UTC

Every girl should read this.
You know, the right guy won’t change you. he won’t subtly pressure you. he won’t tell you who you can and can’t talk to about the two of you. he won’t hide the fact that you’re hanging out. he’s not going to tell you you’re wrong for feeling, for being a girl. the right guy will show you off to his friends. he’ll take it as slow as you want. he’ll only go as far as you’re comfortable with. he’ll take you out to places, even if it’s just a fast food place or the store. he’ll actually sit through your stupid girly Disney movies with you because he wants to watch them with you. the right guy will come along someday. you just got to tough it out and wait for him. but whatever you do, don’t settle. you deserve so much more.

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tylerr
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 8:26pm UTC

wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on america's most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo

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mireunlove15
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 6:49pm UTC

*Iphone falls in water*
Siri: Help I can't sw--
*Android falls in water*
Android: Activating boat mode

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Pheebs137
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 6:19pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
now that your gone my days are like:
moansday
tearsday
weaksday
thirstday
frightday
shatterday
sadday

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_broken615_
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 5:04pm UTC

Fact:
You always get hurt the moment you begin to care.
nmf/follow for a follow

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 8:15pm UTC

Friends: Oh my God, my boyfriend bought me this amazing necklace and told me he loved me.
Me: Sometimes, old people say hi to me.

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