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Member Since: 27 Dec 2010 09:42pm

Last Seen: 25 Jan 2014 12:35pm

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We're here to go wild.
I sing. A ton. In the shower, the car, Wal*Mart, during awkward moments. You name it. Nothing but proud Filipino blood runs through these veins of mine. I stand a good 4 feet and 10 inches off the face of this Earth. My guitar and uke are my best friends. And first runner-up is entitled to skinny jeans (yay!). I like Juice box's and fruit gummies. Simple songs with pretty words interest me. I have this crazy obsession with Nike Air Force 1's, The Summer Set, and sunglasses. Starbucks makes me smile. Unlike elevators. Nail polish is constantly coated onto my nails. I think hair bows are adorable and bow ties are attractive. Deleting a Pretty Little Liars episode from my DVR is considered a mortal sin. The language of sarcasm is fluently used when I speak. Swimming, surfing, and star gazing fall under my category of fun. Daniel Tosh and Bo Burnham are the funniest. Alex Pettyfer and Ian Harding are the sexiest. I think living underwater would be wicked cool. I am easily amused by the smallest things. Talking is fairly important in my life, so if you want to talk, about absolutely anything, and I mean ANYTHING, I'm all ears. ♥


Oh yeah, my name is Jodi.

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Sometimes when I'm bored, I take multiple pictures of myself making ridiculous faces... It's a habit I'm trying to break.
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WELCOME. Want to know the secret to a happy life? Comment, fave some quotes, then go lead yourself to the follow button! Wah-lahh, thank me later. <3
  1. skinnyjeansyay skinnyjeansyay
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 1:50pm UTC
    Max Schneider from Nickelodeon is
    VERY ATTRACTIVE
    Am I right?
    check out this song I wrote for him:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbLEsamcS_c&feature=relmfu

  2. skinnyjeansyay skinnyjeansyay
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    "A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a
    good one."

  3. skinnyjeansyay skinnyjeansyay
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    She believed in
    dreams
    all right, but she also believed in
    doingnsomething about them...
    When Prince Charming didn't come along, she
    went over to the palace and got d
    fkjakdj;fkdjffdkddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd ddafdasf him.

  4. skinnyjeansyay skinnyjeansyay
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    Every girl should read this.
    You know, the right guy won’t change you. he won’t subtly pressure you. he won’t tell you who you can and can’t talk to about the two of you. he won’t hide the fact that you’re hanging out. he’s not going to tell you you’re wrong for feeling, for being a girl. the right guy will show you off to his friends. he’ll take it as slow as you want. he’ll only go as far as you’re comfortable with. he’ll take you out to places, even if it’s just a fast food place or the store. he’ll actually sit through your stupid girly Disney movies with you because he wants to watch them with you. the right guy will come along someday. you just got to tough it out and wait for him. but whatever you do, don’t settle. you deserve so much more.

  5. skinnyjeansyay skinnyjeansyay
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    Wakes up late
    YOLO
    Fails test
    YOLO
    Embraces self-publicity
    YOLO
    loses virginity
    YOLO
    Murders someone
    YOLO
    Is on America's most wanted
    YOLO
    Goes to jail
    YOLO
    Is on Death Row
    YOLO
    Gets executed
    YOLO

  6. skinnyjeansyay skinnyjeansyay
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 10:07am UTC
    the sound of children
    laughing makes me happy.
    unless I'm home alone at night and the power goes off.

  7. skinnyjeansyay skinnyjeansyay
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 9:42am UTC
    You know you have issues when
    you want someone to text you, just so you can ignore it.

  8. skinnyjeansyay skinnyjeansyay
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 9:37am UTC
    Oh, so you took
    20 minutes to reply?
    Cool, I'll take 30.

  9. skinnyjeansyay skinnyjeansyay
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 9:34am UTC
    If I had it my way,
    we'd be together right now.

  10. skinnyjeansyay skinnyjeansyay
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 9:30am UTC
    When a cat meows at me, I ALWAYS meow back.
    We have conversations in meow...
    Sharing secrets and stuff. Yeah.
    nmq/ format by jimmy365

  11. skinnyjeansyay skinnyjeansyay
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 9:28am UTC
    A GIRL'S DICTIONARY
    TEARS
    The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.

  12. skinnyjeansyay skinnyjeansyay
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 8:39am UTC
    I FELT SPECIAL
    until I saw you talk to everyone like that.

  13. skinnyjeansyay skinnyjeansyay
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    Can I say something?
    Sure, what's up?
    I like you. K, bye.
    Wait!
    Come back. I like you too :)

  14. skinnyjeansyay skinnyjeansyay
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 11:42pm UTC
    Me: I'm so lonely. OMG, someone talk to me.
    Someone: Hey.
    Me: No, not you.

  15. skinnyjeansyay skinnyjeansyay
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    I wish I could teleport to you
    nah, I just wish I could teleport.

  16. skinnyjeansyay skinnyjeansyay
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    Compose New Message
    To: Mom and Dad
    Message: One day... I'll make you proud. I promise
    nmf

  17. skinnyjeansyay skinnyjeansyay
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    Me: I'm cold.
    Guys: Shut up and stop complaining.
    Pretty girl: I'm cold.
    Guys: Here, take my jacket you beautiful little thing. Let's cuddle to transfer some heat to your precious little body so you don't get frostbite. Oh dear lord, let this angel be warm.

  18. skinnyjeansyay skinnyjeansyay
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    Just another year to
    screw things up.

  19. skinnyjeansyay skinnyjeansyay
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 12:27pm UTC
    Insecurity is what's ugly, not you.

  20. skinnyjeansyay skinnyjeansyay
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 12:13pm UTC
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