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1. WiFi
   posted a quote
   October 20, 2013 12:22pm UTC
   blood type: hater
   
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2. WiFi
   posted a quote
   October 20, 2013 12:19pm UTC
   “We’re your family, we’re allowed to make fun of you”
   “Come on, it’s just a joke”
   “toughen up and stop being a baby”
   “We’re just teasing”
   STOP.
   BULLYING IS BULLYING NO MATTER WHO IT COMES FROM.
   IT JUST HURTS A LOT MORE WHEN ITS COMING
   FROM PEOPLE YOU TRUST, SCREW OFF.
   
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3. WiFi
   posted a quote
   October 20, 2013 12:17pm UTC
   writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test
   
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4. WiFi
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   September 15, 2013 1:22pm UTC
   a dyslexic man walks into a bra.
   
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5. WiFi
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2013 11:58am UTC
   losing an argument when you are right just because the other person is too
   stupid to understand what you’re saying is probably one of the most
   infuriating things in the entire universe
   
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6. WiFi
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2013 11:55am UTC
   Cry me a faster wifi
   
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7. WiFi
   posted a quote
   August 11, 2013 9:37am UTC
   SLEEPY CUTE BOYS WITH MESSY HAIR WHO SMIRK A
   LOT ARE THE WORST AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS
   
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8. WiFi
   posted a quote
   August 11, 2013 9:29am UTC
   have you ever wondered how many fictional characters
   you’ve absorbed into your personality???!!!
   
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9. WiFi
   posted a quote
   August 11, 2013 9:26am UTC
   Every time you think your life is cr.ap, just imagine a tree that took
   20 years to grow to end up being a Justin Bieber notebook
   
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10. WiFi
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 9:20am UTC
    Seamus Finnegan and the Year he Blew Stuff up by Accident
    Seamus Finnegan and the Year he Blew Stuff up by Accident
    Seamus Finnegan and the Year he Blew Stuff up by Accident
    Seamus Finnegan and the Year he Blew Stuff up by Accident
    Seamus Finnegan and the Year he Blew Stuff up by Accident
    Seamus Finnegan and the Year he Blew Stuff up by Accident
    Seamus Finnegan and the Year he got Permission to Blow Stuff Up
    
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11. WiFi
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 2:01pm UTC
    me: what's your wifi password?
    friend: i don't know
    me: [life flashes before eyes]
    
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12. WiFi
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 1:57pm UTC
    My friend: KNOCK KNOCK!
    Me: come in
    My friend: u lil sh.t i was about to become a comedian
    
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13. WiFi
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 2:48pm UTC
    I JUST REALISED SOMETHING
    SIRI BACKWORDS IS
    IRIS AKA PART OF THE EYE
    IPHONE
    EYEPHONE
    IS THIS SOME ILLUMANTI STUFF
    
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14. WiFi
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 2:44pm UTC
    The one that got away was the cute boy you saw when you were with your parents
    
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15. WiFi
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    The thing I hate the most in this world is being the center of attention, it makes me nervous and makes my self esteem go down because everyone stares at my ugly facE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY
    
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16. WiFi
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 5:12am UTC
    Popular girl: IM SO AWKWARRRD XX
    Me: really
    Me: are you
    Me: are you
    Me: ???!!!!
    
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17. WiFi
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    Me when listening to a good song:
    me: this is it
    me: i've been looking for this my whole life
    me: yes
    me: *posts lyrics of song everywhere in the internet*
    me: im gonna listen to it forever
    me: *listens to it forever*
    me: im bored of this song bye
    
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18. WiFi
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 2:47pm UTC
    So one day we ran out of toothpase and my sister was freaking out because she has morning breath and I told her that glue was a great alternative for toothpaste AND SHE BRUSHED HER TEETH WITH GLUE.
    
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19. WiFi
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 2:36pm UTC
    i tried making a gang once but it turned into a book club
    
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20. WiFi
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 2:34pm UTC
    do u ever form emotional attachments to tabs u have had open for a long time
    
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