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missycow2
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 4:38pm UTC

Being in such a bad mood
that you just look around at the class
and plan how you're going to murder
each person.

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Angiebabe16
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 2:17pm UTC

>> Dropping a spoon and naming your Chinese kid after the noise it makes. <<

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swagginGIRL1234
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 12:07pm UTC

nmf
•••••••••
Dear my normal friends,
...uh, never mind. You don't exist.
•••••••••

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brianamae
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 9:23am UTC

That awkward moment
when your stomach decides to make that dying whale sound in the middle of class.

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Xx_Fa7aB_xX
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 5:08pm UTC

a small boy 'n girl were
crying. Someone asked,
" Why are you both crying?"
Girl Said, " My doll has broken"
Boy Said, " My Doll is crying"

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ThatsSooTaylor
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 3:50pm UTC

Shelby
Dear guys,
Being a dick isnt going to make yours bigger.
Like • Comment • 29 minutes ago
Connor worked for me...
28 minutes ago · Like
Matt All your statues are about dicks...
27 minutes ago · Like
Spemcer Dear girls, bending over in a photo wont make your boobs bigger.
23 minutes ago · Like
~These boys deserve an award...

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LaceyyLee21
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 2:38pm UTC

& Who Else
has stuck two pringles in their mouth and pretended to be a duck?

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iloveyou731
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 6:20pm UTC

Cucumbers are 96% water,
Jesus can walk on water..
I can walk on cucumbers..
which makes me 96% Jesus :D
nmf

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伤*
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 8:53am UTC

"I always bite two twix bars
at the same time because i don't
want the other twix to get lonely."
- Harry Styles♥
format credit to OneDirection

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samzii17
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 12:07pm UTC

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volleyballl_babe12
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 11:29am UTC

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伤*
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 8:56am UTC

"If niall gives you
his last chip
you must be very special."
- Zayn Malik♥
format credit to OneDirection

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RingoStar
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 8:11am UTC

'did you cut your hair?'
'no i dyed the ends invisible...'

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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 11:33am UTC

One Direction things#179
Because of the time difference between America and Australia,
the boys will have never lived April 9th, 2012
♥
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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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kirosame21
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 10:08am UTC

Hunger Games Movie Fact #5
When Josh was in an interview fans were screaming beind him "JOSHUA RYAN HUTCHERSON!" Josh turned around and screamed back,
"That's what my mom calls me when Im in trouble!"
♥

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thatsmellarkable
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 11:57am UTC

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And who else thinks...♥
That we need a witty app?
Lets get this to the top so that everyone can see!
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伤*
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 9:00am UTC

"Tall girls are hot,
short girls are cuties."
- Harry Styles♥
format credit to OneDirection

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i_am_just_a_normal_girl
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 8:17am UTC

We all have that one friend
who needs to learn
how to whisper...

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kylaz323
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 7:20pm UTC

Jasmine
Dear "Cool People",
They didn't name a candy after you, did they?
Sincearly, Nerds.
Like • Comment • 29 minutes ago
Sarah Sure they did, it's called Airheads.
28 minutes ago · Like
~Unfriendable

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