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  1. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 5:50pm UTC
    If I had a choice
    To be pretty and popular or Witty Famous...
    I would choose Witty Famous

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 1:13pm UTC
    Me when I get a paper cut: Ohmygosh! It stings! I'm going to die! This is it, this is the end! Tell my cat I love him! Goodbye friends!
    Me when I get an actual serious injury: No, no, I'm fine. Seriously, it's just a scratch. Don't worry, I'll be okay.

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 11:23pm UTC
    Chris Brown: No more planking for me unless it's on a sexy lady! Lol
    Andy Levy: You spelled "punching" wrong. RT @chrisbrown: No more planking for me unless it's on a sexu lady! Lol
    ...
    Andy Levy: I aplogize for referencing the fact that you beat the crap out of Rihanna. It was disprespectful of me to draw attention to the fact that you put your girlfriend in the hospital.
    Andy Levy: And further, it was not my place to make people remember that you beat a woman with your fists leaving her with multiple facial contusions, a bloody nose, and a split lip. I know that now.
    Andy Levy: I also appreciate that you tweeted me letting me know that children conduct themselves better than I do. You are correct, and I can only hope to one day mature to the point where I can conduct myself in a more adult manner.
    Andy Levy: Possible throwing a chair out of a window and storming out of a building with my shirt off. I ask only for your patience.
    Andy Levy: To Team Breezy, I would like to also say that I'm sorry, and thank you for your thousands of tweets which taught me a lot about the creative possibilities of spelling, grammar, and syntax.
    Andy Levy: In particular, I'd like to thank the female members of Team Breezy, who have taught me that as long as you can sing, you can beat the living hell out of a woman and other women will still love you.

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 11:45pm UTC
    I'm stressed because I don't want to be a nurse or a teacher or a lawyer.
    I just want to read books and listen to music and travel and drink coffee. But, there's so much pressure to become successful in terms of money and my career and I don't want to do any of that.

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 7:36pm UTC
    Kiss me I'm drunk, I mean Irish.
    What's the difference?

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    My boyfriend and I are so different.
    I exist, he doesn't.

  7. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    imagine if you went to a restaurant
    and when they said "can i take your order"
    you just said "no" and walked out

  8. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    Deja-poo:
    The feeling that you've heard all this crap before.

  9. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 7:38pm UTC
    Me: Taylor Swift is a bad singer. Do you agree?
    Siri: I have no comment. I do not want a song written about me.
    not mine. not meant to offend swifties, just thought it was funny. follow for a follow.

  10. pixiegirlxxx pixiegirlxxx
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 6:04am UTC
    dear mermaids
    r u maids
    from every1

  11. Sabina* Sabina*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 3:01pm UTC
    The Uhhhh fact #50
    It used to be legal to send kids in the mail

  12. Sabina* Sabina*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 3:17pm UTC
    The Uhhhh fact #53
    The United States Government currently has a plan on how to deal with a Zombie Apocalypse


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. Sabina* Sabina*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 10:54pm UTC
    *Me in gym*
    Gym Teacher: Alright,Sabina lets see how many push-ups you can do.
    *only does one*
    Gym Teacher: okay
    Me: Where are my abs, I did all this for nothing
    True Story


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. LoveActually101 LoveActually101
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 4:49pm UTC
    When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people's eyes

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 11:13am UTC
    there's no "we" in food
    get the heck
    away from me
    format jimmy365

  19. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 3:01pm UTC
    Spring is coming gotta shave those legs
    *takes out lawnmower from shed*

  20. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    Going back to your ex
    Is like taking a shower and putting your dirty underwear back on

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