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MyWittyProfile
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October 24, 2013 7:54pm UTC

my best friend talking about a guy that likes me:
He wants the D, D as in... Danielle

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JustBr3athe
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October 24, 2013 8:26pm UTC

Just because i don't text you doesn't mean I don't want to

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crashed
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October 26, 2013 12:44pm UTC

She was waiting for me to ask her the question
"Will you go out with me?"
But I couldn't, I just couldn't.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Delusionalpieceofdust *
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October 26, 2013 11:27pm UTC

*me with my crush*
Me: I wanna be your girlfriend more than an electron wants to attach to a proton.
Him: ...

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AllyHeartxoxo
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October 27, 2013 7:12pm UTC

He's funny. He';s adorable. He's sweet. He's loving. He's awkward. He's beautiful.
He's caring. He's Perfect.
I didn't say his name, but he popped into your head,
didn't he?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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October 28, 2013 11:08am UTC

I liked him first, but it doesn't matter.I still like him.That doesn't matter either.Or at least, it's not supposed to.

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Hale_Storm18
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October 28, 2013 4:45pm UTC

the perks of flirting with guys as told by danielle
-free stuff
-you become friends with his friends
-free stuff
-it makes you feel good about yourself
-free stuff
-makeout seshes
-free stuff

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Hale_Storm18
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October 28, 2013 7:28pm UTC

I'm not the type of girl anybody wants to be with. My body takes up too much space and I laugh too loudly for too long and I shout when other people are quiet and when I'm drunk I type in caps and I always wanted to be mysterious and beautiful and untouchable like other girls but, if you ask, I will give you everything and I fcking despise that.

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Hale_Storm18
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October 28, 2013 8:54pm UTC

the only dates i get are updates

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 10:58pm UTC

He's a spaz,
but it's adorable.

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CharliesTheName
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October 29, 2013 6:00pm UTC

*the last day to pay for a field trip*
My friend: Hey, Charlie. Are you going on the Spanish trip?
Me: No, why would I waste my money to see a concert in a language I hardly understand?
*today*
My crush: Hey, Charlie. Do you wanna sit next to me on the bus to the field trip?
Me: *trying not to cry my eyes out* I'm not going.

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emilygm*
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October 29, 2013 7:58pm UTC

I don't understand how people approach their crush.
I don't even have the guts to ask for an extra ketchup at McDonald's.

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britany*
posted a quote
October 29, 2013 10:56pm UTC

You're over my head,i'm out
of my mind, thinking i was
born in the wrong time, one of a kind
LIVING IN A WORLD GONE PLASTIC
BABY, YOU'RE SO CLASSIC
Please don't remove this!

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sailagain_
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October 31, 2013 8:12pm UTC

& i
never meant
to start a war
.
its just that
he's worth
fighting for.

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ThatsSoMeee
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July 6, 2013 3:10pm UTC

Sometimes,
I will just get annoyed with people randomly.
Like I don’t even have a real reason to be annoyed with them
but their presence just bothers me.

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jimmy365
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February 3, 2013 2:56pm UTC

*sunlight hits your
laptop screen*
wow every piece of
dust in the world
it's here
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Hale_Storm18
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May 5, 2013 4:34pm UTC

Once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her
mom and her mom said, "I'm on my way. Traffic is just slow." and my friend said, "Mom, I called the house phone."

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