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  1. MegaDirectioner MegaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 9:39am UTC
    #1 Meeting One Direction:
    Me: Hey, Zayn! Can you sign here, please?
    Zayn: Sure...
    Me: Thanks a lot!
    Zayn: What is that, anyway?
    Me: It's an agreement for marriage!
    Zayn: But...
    Me: Sorry, you already signed it!
    Zayn: Uh, oh....

  2. ForeverYoung833 ForeverYoung833
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    I'm at Payne phone trying to Paul home
    all of my Zayn I've spent on Lou.
    Bear hazza times gone?
    Harry it's all wrong, where are the all of the plans we Zayn for Lou
    If Harry ever after did exist,
    Niall would still be holding Lou like this.
    Most of these fan fictions are full of sh*t, one more Zux like fanfic I'll be sick
    Now i'm at a Payne Phone

  3. Edith170 Edith170
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 10:41am UTC
    I may be the GIRL who P*SSES YOU OFF say things that ANNOYS you but you honestly don't KNOW, NO ONE could ever LOVE YOU MORE than ME.....♥

  4. GottaBeYou06 GottaBeYou06
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 11:08am UTC
    A Kiss in a Photobooth
    Chapter 9
    Part 2
    I went to go take the dress off and when I came out Emily was still trying to find hers. I went ot join her looking through dresses and after about 5 minutes Harry came up behind us and tapped Emily's shoulder.She turned around and Harry handed her a dress.
    I looked at it stunned. It was so pretty, it was also one of Emily's favorite colors and pink definatly looked good on her. (Here's the dress, http://www.polyvore.com/prom_dress_emily/set?id=47504764)
    "Harry that dress, it's gorgeous!" I said looking at the dress in Emily's hands.
    "I know, just like Emily." Harry said. And I have to give it to him that was swift. Emily looked up from the dress and at Harry. Her cheeks were all red but she didn't seem to care at the moment. "Thank you Harry, I'm going to try this on be back in a second." She said as she hurried to the dressing room. She came back out in her dress and she looked stunning. Harry was the first to say something, "Emily you look beautiful." he said as she blushed and looked down at her feet. "Thank you" she said faintly.
    I walked up to Emiy and told her the same and she had the same reponse a faint, thank you and that was it. This wasn't the Emily I knew. Why wasn't she happy and smiling. I made her look up at me until she was looking me in the eye. "Why aren't you happy? What's wrong?" She sighed and simply said, "I can't afford it can we just keep looking?" She said dissapointed.
    "Aw Em I'm sorry and of course we can still keep looking." I said as she headed back into the dressing room. She was walking in the door as Harry stopped her. "Emily wait!" he called. She turned around and looked at him for an answer. He leaned on one of the dress racks with his elbow and answered her, "I could pay for the dress I mean it's no big deal." He leanded a little too far on the rack and then he was leaning on nothing at all and he was on the floor. Both Emily and I gasped but Emily ran to him and pulled him up and right into a kiss, he was surprised at first but then settled into it. As she pulled out of the kiss she had a smile across her face.
    "You can buy me the dress if you want but I need to ask you something more important." she paused and looked him in the eyes. "Will you go to prom wit-"
    "YES!" he answered cutting her off. He took her face with both hands and gave her a quick kiss.
    **Authors note: I think that was a realy cute chapter hehehe I'll write again tomorrow if I can! :)**
    Format by Macy


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. SweetLoli SweetLoli
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 7:54am UTC
    1 fave
    for a person you really miss.

  7. Tempest* Tempest*
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    The only thing "fat" about Adele is her paycheck.

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    There is always that one class
    That you never talk in.

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 1:49am UTC
    I said you could look at one photo,
    Not read through all my messages.

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    Free Samples:
    5% thinking about buying the product.
    95% FREE FOOD!!!!!

  11. .* .*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 8:32am UTC
    Today 30 people
    from my school
    were suspended.
    Why??
    Because they all either shaved their hair or dyed it
    for Cancer.
    Click the <3 if yiou think they shouldn't be suspended.

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    "Wow you're cool."
    fav if you just read that in a sarcastic voice ッ

  13. SorrowUnleashed SorrowUnleashed
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 12:18am UTC
    ❁░░❁
    I 've never missed anyone as much as I'm missing you right now. . .
    format by neversaynever16

  14. xxyourebeautiful xxyourebeautiful
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 12:19am UTC
    LANDSHARK.

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 8:58am UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    That sexy moment
    When you flip your hair over your head after blow drying the bottom.

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 12:38am UTC
    Did you know?
    that "listen" and "silent"
    are spelled with the same letters?
    format by jimmy365

  17. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 9:44am UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Am I the only one
    Who will spend 20 minutes trying to get my messy bun perfect?

  18. indieprincess indieprincess
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 9:45am UTC
    Isn't This A Fancy Qoute Format?
    Cookiedoughformats

  19. itstaylorx3 itstaylorx3
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    MY BESTFRIEND CAME OVER AND ATE
    DINNER WITH US.
    When he left:
    My dad: He loves you.
    Me: Huh? How do you know?
    My dad: Because. He looks at you the same way I look at your mom.
    My format, but I found this quote on tumblr :)

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 4:30pm UTC
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