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  1. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    Simon Cowell has been setting
    Niall & Demi up a lot lately,
    Because he thinks they'd be good together.


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  3. Bee Bee
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 6:52pm UTC
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  4. EmmaTomlinson69 EmmaTomlinson69
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    Liam: "I had a hair cut that i regetted."
    Louis: "Is it the one you have now?"
    Liam: "No."
    Louis: "Well it should be."

  5. Sofie101 Sofie101
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:34am UTC
    Friend 1: Omg I'm going to the cinema today!
    Friend 2: Omg I'm going bowling today!
    Friend 3: Omg I'm going to a party today!
    Friend 4: Omg I'm going shopping today!
    Me: Omg I'm going to the kitchen today! BEAT THAT BISHES!

  6. Tay* Tay*
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    June 17, 2012 5:53pm UTC
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  7. JustKeepSwimming14 JustKeepSwimming14
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    June 17, 2012 9:00pm UTC
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  8. tasharaex tasharaex
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 12:03am UTC
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    I WILL do them all. Forrreall. I'm tired of people saying they're going to do them all and never actually do them. So I promise to do it. If I don't do them all, kill me. ♥
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    nmq

  9. MisguidedGhost MisguidedGhost
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 12:23pm UTC

    It's too cold outside
    for angels to fly...♥
    The A Team- Ed Sheeran


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  11. Bee Bee
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    Brother: Witty is stupid.
    Me: So is Moshi Monsters.
    Brother: :O How dare you?!
    Me: How dare you say that about Witty?
    Brother: ...
    true story.

  12. blondeforever blondeforever
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    7 reasons to date a British boy:
    1. his accent
    2. having someone call you love
    3. his accent
    4. they dress better than American boys
    5. his accent
    6. they are cuter than American boys
    7. his accent
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  13. __OneDirectionerForever__ __OneDirectionerForever__
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:15am UTC
    True Yolo.
    French Boy: Bonjour belle, je t'aime
    British Boy: You look gorgeous today love.
    Australlian Boy: I was going to go surfing with my mates but then i laid my eyes on you.
    Italian Boy: Ciao Belle, te amo.
    Latin Guys: Hola bonita que aqui hay una rosa.
    American Boy: Yo shawty you look smokin' today, get on yo knees and suck it.

  14. LoveyouForever365 LoveyouForever365
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 1:42pm UTC
    Me: I like dots... but I don't like periods. Periods suck!
    Kyle: Oh I see what you did there
    ;)

  15. ForeverYoung833 ForeverYoung833
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    I'm at Payne phone trying to Paul home
    all of my Zayn I've spent on Lou.
    Bear hazza times gone?
    Harry it's all wrong, where are the all of the plans we Zayn for Lou
    If Harry ever after did exist,
    Niall would still be holding Lou like this.
    Most of these fan fictions are full of sh*t, one more Zux like fanfic I'll be sick
    Now i'm at a Payne Phone

  16. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    NIALLS LAUGH.
    Is so sexual,
    I'm pretty sure it gets girls pregnant.

  17. skinnyminikitty skinnyminikitty
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 12:28pm UTC
    Boy: im talking to this really pretty girl
    Girl: oh...
    Boy: You wana know who she is?
    Girl: sure :c
    Boy: Its you
    GUYS THIS JUST HAPPENED TO ME :D

  18. NemoIsMySquishy NemoIsMySquishy
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 5:38pm UTC
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    I'll do them all I promise!
    nmq just really bored

  19. blondeforever blondeforever
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    June 17, 2012 8:14pm UTC
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  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    but what if one day I run over Niall
    like how Josh ran over Oprah?

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