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  1. taalkxgabbby taalkxgabbby
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    What kind of a brother takes their little sister to a One Direction concert?
    Mine.

  2. kclove5 kclove5
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 2:01pm UTC
    Mom: You should exercise more.
    Me: I walk a lot.
    Me: To the fridge.
    Me: To get food.
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me: I 'm going to walk now.

  3. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    The Virgin
    Chapter 14
    "It... It's Javin. He's the one for me." I spoke in a low, sad voice.
    He looked at me with a million emotions driving across his face.
    "It's fine." He said, a hint of sadness in his voice, "I shouldn't have kissed you like that. I'm sorry. Lets just go back to being friends. Ok?"
    He spoke with a monotone, emotionless voice.
    I nodded. "Do you want to come to a party at my house next week?"
    He nodded. "Sounds good." Then he left.
    I spent the rest of the party worrying about him and how bad I hurt him.
    The party was 2 hours in when I realized Javin still wasn't here yet.
    I found my purse and checked my phone and realized I had 4 unread texts from him.
    Sorry I couldn't make it. J
    Tomorrow night, Me. You. La Hotel Lafunda. 8 OC. J.
    Hurry and reply, I need to make these reservations. J.
    I made them and I just blew a crap loud of money on them. J
    I quickly responded saying I was in for the hotel.
    He texted me back a few seconds later.
    It'll be a special night baby, I promise. J.
    I smiled and put my phone away thinking of tomorrow night.
    I wasn't going to let anything ruin my night. NOTHING. No fears, nothing.
    ~~~~~~~
    8:00 the next day.
    ~~~~~~
    I adjusted my dress and fixed up my hair before walking into the hotel.
    I had on a tight black dress with a jean jacket on top.
    My cheetah clutche matched the cheetah flats I wore.
    My hair curled down my back and stopped right at my wrist.
    http://www.polyvore.com/untitled_115/set?id=51163023
    I adjusted my smokey make up before stepping out of the car and into the hotel.
    Javin waited for me by the door wearing a suit and tie. I smiled at him.
    "What's all this for?" I asked.
    "I wanted to treat my girl to something special." He said kissing me on the lips.
    I kissed him back for a few seconds before he pulled away.
    "Lets go my beautiful princess, your table awaits." He said smiling at me.
    He grabbed me around the waist and led me to our table.
    When we were seated, the waiter came and put down meals, already ordered.
    I looked down and saw my favorite foods.
    I smiled at him. "How'd you know?" I asked.
    "I figured." He said not going to reveal his secret.
    "My mom?" I asked rolling my eyes.
    He nodded and laughed.
    We smiled and talked the whole dinner time.
    He got up, paid our bill, and grabbed me by my waist before leading me to our room.
    When we got there, a bottle of champagne was sitting in an ice bucket.
    "Awe." I said blushing a deep red.
    He smiled popping the bottle open, champagne spilling over.
    He filled two glasses and handed one to me.
    He wrapped his arms around my waist and pulled me closer to him.
    "To us." He said clinking my glass against his.
    I smiled. "To a perfect night."
    He nodded and smiled.
    We talked about the beautiful view from our hotel window when he suddenly turned to me.
    "That sky reminds me of you when you smile. Everything is lit up." He said kissing me.
    I blushed a deep red.
    After a while of talking and drinking, he excused himself into the bathroom.
    He came out wearing comfier clothes.
    "Oh shoot. I should of brought more clothes." I said rolling my eyes.
    He smiled. "You can put on my extra boxers and put a robe on top. Everything is in the bathroom." His eyes lit up with a crinkle in his eyes.
    I walked into the bathroom and noticed how beautifully decorated it was.
    I slipped out of my tight dress and flats, and into his comfy shorts.
    I kept my bra on and put the robe on top.
    I left the bathroom and saw him sitting on a bed, waiting for me.
    He looked up when he heard me. "Come here baby." He said tapping the bed.
    I walked over and laid next to him.
    He tipped my chin up and kissed me gently.
    Within the next few moments. My life was about to change..
    Wah :( This story is almost over!
    This is the climax of the story.
    I'll try stretching out the next part into 3, at least 2 chapters.
    I love you guys :)

  4. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    I won't judge you if you have
    A favorite member of One Direction.
    But if you have a least favorite,
    Then I definitely will.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    you're probably naked underneath all those clothes.
    you wh/re.

  6. nothing_to_everyone nothing_to_everyone
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 12:51pm UTC
    Home alone #1
    Bursting into song at any random moment.
    nothing_to_everyone. do not steal.Format by twilightgirl995

  7. OmgGuessWhoJust OmgGuessWhoJust
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    My week goes like this:
    Moooooooooonday
    Tuuuuuuuuuueessday
    Wedneeeeeeeeessssday
    Thuuuuuuuuuuuuuursday
    FridaySaturdaySunday.

  8. MexicanChicka MexicanChicka
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 2:22pm UTC
    Does anyone else get scared when a text reads "Can i ask you a question?"

  9. IAmThatGuyOnWitty IAmThatGuyOnWitty
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 11:12am UTC
    IT TAKES A MILLION COMPLIMENTS TO BUILD YOU UP,
    AND ONE INSULT TO SEND YOU CRASHING DOWN.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    I Want
    Liam as my boyfriend
    Niall as my best friend
    Harry as my big brother
    Zayn as my partner in crime
    Louis as the one who makes me laugh
    Kevin as my pet
    format credit to OneDirection/Quote by OneDirection

  12. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    i can't be no superman
    but for you i'll be superhuman.

  13. carrots20 carrots20
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    Characters needed for my story!!!
    I'm finally going to create a story and I want you guys to be apart of it. I have several characters available for you guys to choose to be. All you have to do is comment on what part you want and what you want your name to be. Thank you:)
    Characters to choose from:
    Louis' girlfriend
    Niall's crush
    My bestfriend #1(Gets to be Zayn's girlfriend)
    My bestfriend #2(Gets to be Niall's ex)
    Harry's girlfriend/ex
    The girl Harry actually likes/bestfriend#3
    Liam's ex from back home
    Give me suggestions for characters if you can think of more:)

  14. Cecerokz3737 Cecerokz3737
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    You turned around and you stole my heart :*

  15. OneDirection_IsPerfection OneDirection_IsPerfection
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    today is styles curls day!!!!! Curl your hair to show how much you love Harry Styles. ❤

  16. abkamel* abkamel*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    If 1D was in Mean Girls:
    Louis: Niall, if you are from Ireland, why aren't you a leperchaun?
    Liam: God Louis, you can't just ask people why they aren't a leperchaun!
    nmq/nmf


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. tt505 tt505
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 5:09pm UTC
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  19. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 9:16am UTC
    Survey:
    [ ♥ ] = Converses
    Comment = Van's
    Which Shoe Would You Prefer ?

  20. xbluexeyesx xbluexeyesx
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    me: santa isn't real
    little sister: neither is your relationship with One Direction
    i think we all know who cried more....

:)

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