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BETHANY*
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August 2, 2013 4:57pm UTC

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ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
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August 2, 2013 5:54pm UTC

"Muffins are just ugly cupcakes."
No. Cupcakes are not beautiful. They are exactly like muffins, except cupcakes feel the need to hide behind "makeup" and "accessories". Take all of that off, and muffins and cupcakes are exactly the same. So while cupcakes aren't comfortable in their skin, muffins are. Muffins let the world see who they really are rather than what they're pretending to be. Be a muffin in a world of cupcakes.

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happiest*
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August 2, 2013 2:39pm UTC

me at 11pm: oh it's getting late i should sleep soon
me at 4am: FEW TIMES BEEN AROUND THAT TRACK SO IT'S NOT JUST GONNA HAPPEN LIKE THAT CAUSE I AIN'T NO HOLLA BACK GUUUUUUUUUUUUURL

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*kawaii satan*
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August 2, 2013 3:19pm UTC

here is a list of some of the worst things ever:
- getting your period on your birthday
- getting your period at christmas
- getting your period at the start of the summer break
- getting your period when you've got something planned
- getting your period on weekends
- getting your period

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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alyson545
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January 31, 2013 5:54pm UTC

Ten Reasons Why
Chapter Five
"Wait--what?"
He smirked. "You heard me."
I rolled my eyes.
"But what do you mean, 'show this school who I really am?' I am who I am.."
. "No, people don't know how stubborn, witty, and
feisty you secretly are cause you never talk to anybody at school
the way you do to me."
At that moment, I realized he was right. I did in fact act
different around him, I acted like my real self. But why did I feel
so comfortable with him? Especially him being Noah Montes.
Oh my god.
I make him sound seriously dramatic, don't I?
I sighed a bit.
"It's not that easy, I can't get in trouble at school. I can't afford to lose my chance of going to university by being suspended or something because I was in some stupid cat fight," I explained.
He scoffed. "You're not going to ruin those chances, I promise you that.
Besides, what makes you think you'll get into a cat fight?"
I shrugged. "I've watch a lot of movies." He chuckled. "And just so you know, this has to do with my attempt of keeping you alive."
I nodded. "Okay, fine."
"C'mon," He said, grabbing my hand and dragging me to his car.
"Wait a minute, the bell already rang!" I protested.
He shrugged. "And?"
I furrowed my eyebrows. "And we have to go to school?"
He rolled his eyes. "I guess this is your first time skipping then, huh?"
My eyes widened.
Oh Raina, what're you doing with this boy?
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sorry it's so slow.. that's the point.
teaser of next chapter; " Rain, meet my sister Delilah. She's annoying, but she's the only person I've got to give you a good makeover."

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soccertrack
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January 27, 2013 8:59pm UTC

Ugh guys....I really need a 6 month vacation...Twice a year

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demons*
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January 27, 2013 9:40pm UTC

*Eats alphabet soup*
Chokes on the D

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cray0la
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January 27, 2013 9:06pm UTC

what if..
you asked a celebrity out, and he/she said yes?

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TheWonderlandStories
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January 25, 2013 10:16pm UTC

trusts
chapter 2
alyson's P.O.V
please listen to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xX3xpqrCUU while reading
*2 weeks later*
I decided to get outside for a walk again. I never seen Trevor since that one day.
I wanted to see him again. I stepped out the door and walked around the forest.
Trevor's home is right across mine and a bit to the right.
I peeked over the trees and saw his house. I walked over there for the first time.
Before I knocked, I looked around the windows. It was covered in white drapes and the windows itself was all full of scratch marks. It looked kind of scary, and old. It's sad. I knocked and waited for 30 seconds until I heard footsteps. The door swung open and it was Trevor. I smiled as he stared at me.
"Hey." he stuttered.
"Hey. Sorry if I scared you barging in like this."
"N-no. It's fine. Come on in."
I went through the door and looked around the house. "It's a mess, I know. If only I knew you were going to come, I would've..cleaned this place up a bit."
I grinned. "It's alright," I turned back to him after looking around the house, "I wasn't planning on coming. I just did." I looked at him and noticed his t-shirt is all dirty and his hair is messy. Like he was in a fight. "Are you alright?"
Trevor looked at me, confused. "Why do you ask?"
"Well...I was just wondering. I mean, you look pretty dirty."
"I know. I've been doing a lot of..cleaning."
I studied his face and knew he was lying. "C'mon Trevor, you can tell me what really happened."
He looked down and went back up. "Mary. Helping her out can be kind of crazy. She doesn't really like me." I was kind of confused. "Who's Mary?"
"The little girl I told you about that's in my basement. Yeah, she keeps trying to injure me and run away. Everytime I catch her, it's difficult to calm her down."
I nodded. "Oh, I see."
"Yeah. Would you like anything to eat?"
"Oh, no I'm fine. Thank you."
It was an awkward silence. "I never had a chance to give you my number. Would you like it now?"
I nodded. "Yeah sure." We both swapped numbers.
Then I heard a bang.
"Um...you should go. Now." Trevor said seriously.
"Why? Is it Mary?"
The bang became louder and so did the sound of a window screeching.
"Go! Now!" yelled Trevor, "and run!"
I ran out the door as fast as I could. I felt like something was following me.
I ran faster and faster and the sound of footsteps grew louder.
And something grabbed me.
I was trying my best to scream and try not to look who it is. I knew it was Mary.
I heard Trevor yell out her name. He came and took Mary away from holding on to me.
I felt dizzy. I didn't know what just happened. I looked around. Trevor left with Mary so fast.
Was this just a dream? Because it didn't seem so real.
I shook my head and walked away.
I just want to know, why does Trevor have to take care of a little girl with Shizophrenia?
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Next chapter, Trevor's POV? I don't really think so. You need to understand more until you get to him. Cause he can be confusing? Any questions? PLEASE ADD FEEDBACK!
Don't forget to listen to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xX3xpqrCUU

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TheWonderlandStories
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January 22, 2013 9:00pm UTC

trusts
chapter 2
alyson's P.O.V
I paused for a moment. "How do you know my name?"
His smile dropped. "Everyone does. The story of your little story is a legend. Well..in this town."
My shoulders released. "Oh. Okay." It was an awkward silence so I cleared my throat. "Well. I better be off. I came out for a walk."
"Oh, I am sorry if I wasted your time."
I grinned. "No. You didn't. You actually lightened up my mood, and that never happens." He chuckled.
"I'm glad that happened." He gazed into my eyes with his. I shook and went down the hill as he followed me. "I should go now. I don't really need a walk."
"Cool. So see you later?" I stared at Trevor for a moment. "Yeah. Sure."
We said our goodbyes and he ran to his home across ours. I went inside and sat on the couch.
My mother looked over at me. "That was short. Did you change your mind about walking?"
I looked down for a second. "Not really. I just bumped into someone and started talking to him."
"Him, huh?"
I chuckled. "Yes mom. Him. His name is Trevor Mowry."
My mother's smile dropped. She looked like she was about to drop her plate she was scrubbing.
"Trevor..Mowry?!"
I looked at her confusingly. "Why on earth would you even dare to talk to him?!"
"Mom, he looks harmless. Don't get so worried."
"He is trouble, Alyson. Trouble, trouble, trouble. He may look innocent, but that doesn't mean he is!"
"Oh please tell me what he has ever done to you!"
"Nothing to me, but to everyone, he's just not the person you think he is. For goodness sakes, you barely know the boy! Once you get to know him and realize more about what he has done, You come tell me that I told you so!"
"Whatever."
She scoffed. "You know what? I want to get to know him better. Invite him over."
"Mom, I didn't even get his number. And I'm not bringing him over. There's a chance you might stab him in secrecy."
My mother glared at me for a second. "You know where his home is at. I suggest you go there and tell him to come."
"Mom, he is ninety-five percent a stranger. Let me at least get to know him before we invite him for dinner."
My mother continued her chores and I went back to relaxing.
"Never trust people so quickly, Alyson."
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Okay, so it's starting. Almost. Lot's of action and horror, with a bit of romance ;)
Please take time to read, I want it to be really well-known because this is my best series.

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scenes_r_aweshome
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January 19, 2013 9:20pm UTC

I'm bored, so would anybody like something nice written on their comments? :)

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Hale_Storm18
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January 19, 2013 8:50pm UTC

I wonder if God gets excited when he sees us with the person he created
us to be with. Or if he's watching and is like--
"That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND. YOU MISSED THEM. THAT WAS THEM."
"Ugh! Why are all my otp's walking by each other without noticing?
We are in a giant reality TV show and God and the angels are the fandom.
My original post: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6154352

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伤*
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January 19, 2013 3:01pm UTC

It's disgusting that someone can actually
tell another human being to kill themselves

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michbart4
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January 19, 2013 1:55pm UTC

what if life stopped
every 15 minutes for
a commericial break?
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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