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vanessacp3
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 9:12pm UTC

What I think when I'm Asleep in my bed:
Me:Ok, time to go to bed.
Me:I hope I don't get any bad dreams.
Me:Whatever. I'm bad to the bones.
Me:*hears walls cracking* OH MY GOSH WHAT WAS THAT?!
Me:Oh. It was nothing.
Me:What if there's something under my bed.
Me:Gosh I'm so hot. Maybe if I take one foot out...
Me:NO! I must not take my foot out or the murder will take me.
Me:Hey. I should think of what to do tomorrorw. Oh yeah, I'm going on witty.
Me:I should really get a life.
Me:No! I love my life just the way it is.
Me:Vanessa! Go to sleep!
Me:Why the heck am I talking to myself?
Me:*2 hours later*Hey I'm finally gonna go to sleep...
Me:*next morning* Good Morning Sunshine! The earth says hello!
*repeat the following night*
not my font...my quote (true story)

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wishicouldfindyou
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 9:16pm UTC

Movie theater: Don't text during the movie
Me: Thanks for assuming I have friends
tumblr

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movelikejagger
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Dear Guys:
when us girls say "i'm cold"
you dont say "me too"
NMQ, don't know the source, sorry.

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 11:13pm UTC

i saw a photo taken of a boy's facebook page- (he was probably about, 18-20.)
Another boy had commented, he said,
"your girlfriend is HOT."
This is how the boy replied:
"My girlfriend is 'hot?' My girlfriend is 'hot?' You have the entire english language with it's vast spectrum of adjectives to descibe my girl friend, and you settle for 'hot?!'
My girlfriend is far beyond beautiful. My girlfriend is enamoring, enrapturing, captivating, ravishing, lovely, incredible, overwhelming, adorable, alluring, enticing and radiant. She's a stunner- she'll take your breath away before you have the hcance to introduce yourself. Her eyes constantly shine with joy, even in the midst of pain or sadness. She's a fireball that i can barely handle, but i can tell you that you wouldn't stand a chance. She has a mind that can tear yours to shreds, considering the one you chose to describe her with is 'hot.'
Don't ever degrade my girlfriend like that again."
^^ that's what he said, word for word. wow.

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AustinH
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 8:10pm UTC

After a long, hard day,
Kanye West finally lays down to take his Kanye Rest

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bgsoccer03
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 8:16pm UTC

I love when an older song I used to really love comes on the radio.

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beelynng
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 8:47pm UTC

Yesterday, my brothers and i were at our county fair. We were walking past a group of younger kids, when this one girl dropped her phone. it broke, and all her "friends" started laughing and calling her clumsy and stupid.
one of my brothers, gage, walked over to her and pushed the other kids away. he bent down, picked up the pieces, and offered to fix her phone for her.
For the next couple hours, she walked around with us. gage kept calling her pretty and riding rides with her. when she left, she had this amazing smile glued on her face. I've never been more proud.
♥

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AustinH
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 8:05pm UTC

China has really impressed me in the Olympics. They use the same person for every event.

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BlackOpsKing
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 12:33pm UTC

Pick Up Lines #7
Do you believe in love at first sight,
or should I walk by again?
blackopsking

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Pistachiox3
posted a quote
August 19, 2011 12:28am UTC

I fake the dates on my papers ,
so it doesn't look like i did it last minute.
♥

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idance
posted a quote
October 7, 2011 2:52pm UTC

6 THINGS WE SAY IN SCHOOL:
1. I'm tired.
2. I'm cold.
3. I don't get it.
4. I'm hungry.
5. What time is it?
6. I want to go home.

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ItwasntmexD
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 8:16pm UTC

Start being nice to your mom,
Because apparently its legal to kill kids now..

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vicctorriaaax
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 8:51am UTC

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
today,
I saw a girl, about 8,
COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW HER IPHONE GOT TAKEN AWAY.
Why?
HER PARENTS CAUGHT HER KISSING HER BOYFRIEND.
I saw 3 ten year olds at the mall,
SHOPPING AT VICTORIA'S SECRET.
why is this generation in such a hurry to grow up?
IT'S NOT AS FABULOUS AS YOU THINK.
in fact, its terrible.
I WOULD KILL TO BE LITTLE AGAIN,
playing with my jump rope, having only a skinned knee to cry over.

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clicktheheartif
posted a quote
September 9, 2011 9:03pm UTC

Hey, you there!
Can you stop scrolling
for just a second;
and click the heart for...
the ones who lost
their lives on
Sept. 11, 2001.

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_kidsinlove
posted a quote
August 15, 2011 11:12pm UTC

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