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ItwasntmexD

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Member Since: 13 Mar 2011 12:59pm

Last Seen: 4 Aug 2012 09:20pm

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  1. ItwasntmexD ItwasntmexD
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 9:27pm UTC
    You know it is cloudy outside when . .
    You look outside & it is cloudy

  2. ItwasntmexD ItwasntmexD
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 1:46pm UTC
    If they call bras " Under the shoulder bolder holder "
    What do the call guy's underwear, Under the but nut hut?

  3. ItwasntmexD ItwasntmexD
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 7:27pm UTC
    Breaking Dawn ;
    Edward is a fool & didn't wrap his tool ♥

  4. ItwasntmexD ItwasntmexD
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 11:11pm UTC
    Dear Santa ,
    This Christmas i'd like : .. No forget that. Get in your sleigh, and go to Afghanistan, get our soldiers and bring them home. They deserve to be with their family's on Christmas.
    Fav this to show your respect to soldiers who won't be coming home this Christmas ♥

  5. ItwasntmexD ItwasntmexD
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 6:39pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    On Fairly Odd Parents, they say when you get older you loose your fairies and forget you even had them
    That makes me think..
    Did I have fairies? but I just forgot about them
    ♥♥♥

  6. ItwasntmexD ItwasntmexD
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    friend: your fat.
    Me: cool story bro, can I eat it?

  7. ItwasntmexD ItwasntmexD
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 10:03pm UTC
    Bf: wanna see a magic trick babe?
    Girl: sure(:
    Bf: poof your single

  8. ItwasntmexD ItwasntmexD
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 9:10pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. ItwasntmexD ItwasntmexD
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 9:38pm UTC
    That awkward moment when,
    You really have to pee & your about to sneeze
    Then your afraid you will pee yourself

  10. ItwasntmexD ItwasntmexD
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:59am UTC
    So my ex updated his facebook status saying:
    "standing on a cliff "
    So i poked him
    ♥ ♥ ♥

  11. ItwasntmexD ItwasntmexD
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 3:50pm UTC
    Boy : I love u
    Girl : Awee really?!
    Boy : Yep it's my favorite vowel

  12. ItwasntmexD ItwasntmexD
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 1:08pm UTC
    Dear Pervert,
    Would you like your eyes back?
    Sincerely ,
    I think they fell down my shirt
    - - - - - - - ♥ - - - - - - -
    not my format

  13. ItwasntmexD ItwasntmexD
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 9:04pm UTC
    I eat what you eat in 10 years in 2 days
    Ladies love me, im on that
    Jenny Craig
    If you ate what I ate what would
    you weigh
    then i gain it all back, i hate my body
    Look at me now, look at me
    now
    nmf

  14. ItwasntmexD ItwasntmexD
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 8:30pm UTC
    " I wasn't that drunk"
    Jury: We wern't THAT DRUNK!
    America: DUDES! You let her get away with murder..
    nmf
    --------------- ♥ ---------------

  15. ItwasntmexD ItwasntmexD
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    Start being nice to your mom,
    Because apparently its legal to kill kids now..

  16. ItwasntmexD ItwasntmexD
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 3:56pm UTC
    It's not called
    Caps Lock
    IT'S CALLED BILLY MAYS MODE
    nmf

  17. ItwasntmexD ItwasntmexD
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 3:30pm UTC
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    Thanks Kidz Bop for ruining my favorite songs
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  18. ItwasntmexD ItwasntmexD
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 11:19pm UTC
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    I lift things up and put them down
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  19. ItwasntmexD ItwasntmexD
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 10:20pm UTC
    How to get on top quotes
    Add - Wiz Kalifa at the end
    For an example :
    i love unicorns
    - wiz kalifa
    -not my format-

  20. ItwasntmexD ItwasntmexD
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 10:07pm UTC
    Why I don't look out the window at night
    1% I'm afraid of the dark
    99% I'm scared I might see a face looking at me

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