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isabeltheosm
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 6:58am UTC

My friend just got a Witty Account.
Wittian: No No No! You spell it L-I-K-E not L-Y-K!
Friend: Why!?
Wittian: People are going to tear you to SHREDS! you will get HATE MAIL! I am looking out for you!! You will thank me one day.
Friend: But Why?
Me: We wittians are intelligent people. We know how to spell.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 2:18am UTC

you think that I'm happy,
you think that I'm strong.
you think i can save myself,
(i guess you thought wrong.)
you think i'm pretty stable,
and you think i'm really brave.
but someone needs to tell you
that some people can't be saved.

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isabeltheosm
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 11:27am UTC

The Best Compliment Ever: I love you more than Witty.
So far no ones said that.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 5:32pm UTC

"That's nice dear"
= Grandma's version of "cool story bro".

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伤*
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 12:45pm UTC

Sometimes love is all that you need

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Trustmeee
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 12:48pm UTC

One day my prince charming will come to my doorstep where
my dad will proceed to shoot him with his shot gun...
Just my luck

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 5:51pm UTC

Painting your backyard blue
so Google Earth thinks you have a pool

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CantThink
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 5:52pm UTC

&I'm completely
{Undeniably}
in love with you.

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XoXoVictoriaXoXo
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 5:53pm UTC

There are 300 and something more days until Christmas...
And people already have their lights up.
Unbelieveable.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 5:53pm UTC

saying "do i smell popcorn" right after
you fart, so everybody takes a deep breath.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 5:55pm UTC

Have you ever seen me and Spiderman at the same time?
EXACTLY.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 5:55pm UTC

does anyone else remember those
square scooter from gym class and how awesome they were until you ran over your damn fingers?

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wowurcrazy
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 5:54pm UTC

me: *spends rest of life clicking the Rondom Format! button*
me: OMG A BLUE THAT FADES TO GREEN BACKGROUND

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 5:49pm UTC

who else used to jump only on certain tiles
in the store because the other ones were made of lava?

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 5:51pm UTC

i had a dream where i killed all the shirtless
guys with "swag" and their duckface girlfriends, too. it was called the "yolocaust."

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Common Teenager*
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 12:17pm UTC

♥
FaveFormaaaaaaaats! :DDD
dododoododdo
:DDDDDDDDDDDD
:]
you are beautiful
in every single way

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 1:14am UTC

why do people say "apple and oranges" when
comparing two things completely different? they're both fruit. they should say something like elephants and crystal meth.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 12:51pm UTC

me: why is everybody
going to bed, it's only -
OH.

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...*
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 12:24am UTC

Me: Left witty to go to the bathroom for 10 minutes
*10 Mins later*
Me: *stares at screen*
Me: what the F*CK?!
Me: Well Atleast we have cool formats ._.

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