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1. XoXoVictoriaXoXo
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   December 31, 2012 2:37pm UTC
   When was the last time you did something for the first time?
   
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2. XoXoVictoriaXoXo
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   December 31, 2012 2:33pm UTC
   That look you give your friend when they say something they weren't supposed to say in front of your parents.
   
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3. XoXoVictoriaXoXo
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   December 31, 2012 2:30pm UTC
   Snow white ate a single apple, then a Prince Charming came. I ate a bunch of fruit salad, but nothing happened.
   
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4. XoXoVictoriaXoXo
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   December 31, 2012 2:27pm UTC
   Oh that's a bit harsh let me add "LOL" to the end.
   
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5. XoXoVictoriaXoXo
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   December 31, 2012 2:25pm UTC
   Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitude for a hug.
   
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6. XoXoVictoriaXoXo
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   December 31, 2012 2:22pm UTC
   A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
   
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7. XoXoVictoriaXoXo
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   December 30, 2012 5:53pm UTC
   There are 300 and something more days until Christmas...
   And people already have their lights up.
   Unbelieveable.
   
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8. XoXoVictoriaXoXo
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   December 2, 2012 8:30pm UTC
   You know those quotes that say "You're beautiful"?
   Weeeelll it's under the funny catergory... I'm offended.
   
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9. XoXoVictoriaXoXo
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   December 2, 2012 8:22pm UTC
   You guys are scared that the world is ending.
   Im scared that Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in January of 2013.
   
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10. XoXoVictoriaXoXo
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    December 2, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    December 21st is the end of the w---
    Oh Shut Up.
    
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11. XoXoVictoriaXoXo
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    December 2, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    What to do when your bored:
    1. Catch a fly.
    2. Put it in your freezer.
    3. Take it out. It won't be dead but it will be unconscious
    4. Take a strand of your hair and tie it around the fly.
    5. BAM! You now have a fly as a pet. You're welcome.
    
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12. XoXoVictoriaXoXo
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    November 27, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    I just poured super glue into a non stick pan. Somebody will be proven wrong. *Rubs hands evilly with creepy smile*
    
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13. XoXoVictoriaXoXo
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    November 27, 2012 9:51pm UTC
    I've always wanted to get in a taxi and yell, "FOLLOW THAT CAR!!"
    
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14. XoXoVictoriaXoXo
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    November 27, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    It's impossible to say "I wasn't talking to you" politely
    
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15. XoXoVictoriaXoXo
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    November 23, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    Op....
    Op..
    *Opens the fridge*
    Fave if you thought this was Gangman Style(:
    
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16. XoXoVictoriaXoXo
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    November 23, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    Thanksgiving day:
    Mom: I'm thankful for my loving family.
    Dad: Same here.
    Brother (17): I'm thankful for this food.
    Sister (16): I'm thankful for right now.
    Cousin(14): I'm thankful for the internet.
    Grandma: I'm thankful for each and every one of your sitting right here.
    Sister (6): I'm thankful for God and what he has created such the sun and the moon. I'm thankful that he forgave us for our sins and he never gave up on us. That is why my family and friends are here today.
    Everyone: :O
    
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17. XoXoVictoriaXoXo
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    November 23, 2012 11:35am UTC
    Matthew Mcconaughey buffness is gone *sobs*
    He had to lose weight for a show.
    
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18. XoXoVictoriaXoXo
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    November 23, 2012 11:23am UTC
    Soooo how does Spongebob make a fire UNDERWATER?
    
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19. XoXoVictoriaXoXo
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    November 23, 2012 11:20am UTC
    I hate when I have someone make my cereal and they don't put the right amount of cereal and milk that I like.
    
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20. XoXoVictoriaXoXo
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    November 23, 2012 11:14am UTC
    Normal girls: You're so hot.
    Me: You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop! *awkward eye twitch*
    
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