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  1. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    One Direction things#34
    A fan tweeted: One Direction are not alowed to do topless shoots because they do not want them to become sexualised by fans.
    Harry replied: no, it's cause i have four nipples, so people think i'm weird.
    Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D

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  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 10:15pm UTC
    Favourite this quote if you can find the "RAT"
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  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 8:59pm UTC
    (._. )
    It's an Alaskan. Bull. Worm!

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    That three-eyed monkey on Nickelodeon
    That used to pop up and say "Hi, I'm Paul."

  5. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    One Direction things#28
    Louis: if i were a fan and i wanted to lick Liam's face, i would have just gone for it.
    Zayn: So you're encouraging people to lick our faces?
    Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D

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  6. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    ❁░░❁
    That moment when someone asks you your age and you have to think about it for a minute
    format by neversaynever16 follow for a follow :)

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    If you want to
    achieve greatness
    stop asking for
    p e r m i s s i o n .
    format by jimmy365

  8. h0peful h0peful
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    YOU HAVE NO IDEA
    HOW HAPPY I GET
    WHEN THE
    PHONE RINGS AND IT'S YOU.
    microwave beeps, and
    my food is ready.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT © format by: h0peful, quote from: tumblr.

  9. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    The butterfly project:
    The butterfly project was something created to help and encourage self-harmers to stop cutting.
    RULES:
    1. When you feel like you want to cut, take a marker, pen, or sharpies and draw
    a butterfly on your arm or hand.
    2. Name the butterfly after a loved one, or someone that really wants you to get better.
    3. You must let the butterfly fade naturally. NO scrubbing it off.
    4. If you cut before the butterfly is gone, you’ve killed it. If you dont cut, it lives.
    5. If you have more than one butterfly, cutting kills all of them.
    6. Another person may draw them on you. These butterflies are extra special.
    Take good care of them.
    7. Even if you don’t cut, feel free to draw a butterfly anyways, to show your support. If you do this, name it after someone you know that cuts or is suffering right now, and tell them. It could help. Try get this to the top
    quotes so everyone of your witty sisters can see it.
    Copy and paste this for everyone to see.
    Youre all beautiful.
    btw. this isnt mine, i found it, and i used it when i was cutting.
    Stay Strong.

  10. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 8:59pm UTC
    "I actually really like my body.
    and if any guys don't agree with me on that - well, then I guess they're never going to be able to see it."
    - one of my best friends.

  11. OneDirection_Facts OneDirection_Facts
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 6:15pm UTC
    One Direction fact #151
    Liam says that if he were a girl, he'd date Louis because he finds him hilarious.
    format by PaperLung

  12. OneDirection_Facts OneDirection_Facts
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    One Direction fact #149
    Louis and Zayn have an inside joke, where every time they see a squirrel, they bark.
    format by PaperLung

  13. mackenziegrace9 mackenziegrace9
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    Me: YAY, I finally have 8 favorites on my quote!!!
    Person who's Witty famous: YAY finally reached 5,000 favs on my quote!!!
    Fav this if you aren't witty famous

  14. OneDirection_Facts OneDirection_Facts
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    One Direction fact #150
    Niall likes to play with girls' hair.
    format by PaperLung

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    "Not everything you read on the internet is true."
    Wait, so there are not sexy singles in my area dying to meet me?

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    Knock-knock.
    Who's there?
    Daisy.
    Daisy who?
    Daisy me rollin, they hatin.
    How do you have friends?
    not my quote, credit to HelloMyNameIsAwesome

  17. OneDirection_Facts OneDirection_Facts
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    One Direction fact #152
    Interviewer: One thing you wish you could say to your mum right now?
    Zayn: I love you mum.
    Niall: Mum, you smell.
    Liam: Mum you make good chicken dinner.
    Louis: Hi mum, make me a ham and cheese toastie please, thanks love you bye.
    format by PaperLung

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    Whew. Thank you, warning label.
    I was actually considering using my toaster in the shower this morning.

  19. novabieber4ever novabieber4ever
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    "I'm sorry but you're not old enough to join."
    NO PROBLEM, I'LL JUST
    CHANGE THE YEAR I WAS BORN IN.
    ♥ nmq

  20. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 4:07pm UTC
    I have a secret mission for those of you who just highlighted this. Here's what you have to do:
    1. Fave the quote so the helplessly confused will be wondering why a blank quote is so loved <3
    2. Comment saying something random like "I like reeses, too!"
    or "OMG, I love love love elephants!"
    or "I wish I had an I love my mom tattoo!"
    3. Yay! You're done! Let's see what happens...

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