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  1. eswingle711 eswingle711
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    Backstreet Boys: "What Makes You Different (makes you beautiful)"
    One Direction: "What Makes You Beautiful"
    Backstreet Boys: "It's Gotta Be You"
    One Direction:"Gotta Be You"
    Backstreet Boys:"More Than That"
    One Direction:"More Than This"
    Backstreet Boys:"I Want It That Way"
    One Direction:"I Want"
    Backstreet Boys:"Love Will Keep You Up All Night"
    One Direction:"Up All Night"
    So tell me again how original One Direction is

  2. hyperchick101 hyperchick101
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    Heres to those people who've never had a top quote

  3. insignificantx insignificantx
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    plot twist: you wake up from a coma that you've been in your whole life, everything you've done and everybody you've ever met never happened and never existed. it was all in your head.

  4. mylittlesecret13 mylittlesecret13
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    Fun idea #2
    Put on a neon green morph suit and break into a news studio. Harass the weatherman. Nobody at home will know why he's freaking out.

  5. WonderfulLove WonderfulLove
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    When you have to pee really bad
    but you just painted your nails.

  6. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    Taking mini naps
    in between texts when you're laying in bed late at night
    -Format credit to ThatsSoMeee - I follow back ^.^

  7. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    Parent: Wear a jacket over your halloween costume
    Child: .....

  8. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    Top 4 Wishes.
    Get rich without Working
    Be smart without studying
    Falling in love without getting hurt.
    Eating without getting fat.
    nmq / nmf.

  9. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    Hey I just met you.
    And this is loco.
    But heres four candy canes for you.
    YOU GO GLENN COCO.

  10. WittyJazz WittyJazz
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    “HUG ME BROTHAA!”
    If you know where this is from... Your childhood was probably awesome.

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    I must have missed school the day
    we learned about Abraham Lincoln being a vampire slayer.

  12. JustThatAwkwardTeenager JustThatAwkwardTeenager
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    My hair tie wont go around my hair 3 times
    but it's too loose when it's only wrapped twice

  13. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    Hey, Arnold! Do you remember 90's tv shows? They're Kim Possible to forget. Let's take The Magic School Bus to Dexter's Laboratory and listen to All That stuff As Told By Ginger while sitting on The Big Comfy Couch. Then we can take a Recess and tell Dragon Tales while Arthur and Madeline put the Rugrats to sleep. Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy are Rolie Polie (Olie) while sleeping, but Courage the Cowardly Dog can watch them. Then we can take a walk in Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood. However, we might get Goosebumps because there are a lot of Little Bears. Luckily, we can always count on Clarissa to Explain It All, and The Power Puff Girls to save the day.
    -mine

  14. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    Teacher: Why didn't you study?
    Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
    1111 tumblr

  15. hisblueeyes hisblueeyes
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    Shoutout to the Sprouse twins
    for being the only Disney stars that didn't start a singing career~

  17. livelaughlovee16 livelaughlovee16
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    today i was an amusmant park with my school,
    and i saw a hot guy.
    so i pulled out a sharpie,
    walked over to him,
    and said,
    "can i test my sharpie on you?"
    he shrugged so i took his arm,
    wrote my number on it, and walked away.
    i got a text a few minutes later saying,
    "i think it works."

  18. BreKee15 BreKee15
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 2:04pm UTC
    Drake & Josh. ♥
    Josh: You will not eat that squirrel!
    Drake: I don't want to EAT him...
    Josh: What are you gonna do then?
    Drake: Well I'm gonna write a note and tie it to its tail.
    Maybe somebody will find it and come get us outta here!
    Josh: Yes! 'Cause, when I see a squirrel the first thing I do is check its tail
    for MESSAGES!

  19. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    Witty Girls
    Characters
    Bree , Amanda, Adrina , Hayden.
    4 girls at South Street High School.
    4 girls hiding bigger secrets than they can handle.
    All good friends.
    All popular and beautiful cheerleaders.
    But when your gay, poor, bulimic, and depressed.
    Who can actually see the real you?
    Bree is the Alpha of SSHS.
    Her father, the Alpha of the city.
    Ever since her mom past away, her dad has made sure shes perfect.
    An ounce of fat on Bree will not be found.
    Since her dad will call her fat before anyone can see it.
    She thinks you can have your cake and eat it too.
    But, that doesn't mean that it will stay in your stomach for too long. Picture: http://www.polyvore.com/name_is_question_to_me/set?id=7309483&lid=77848
    Amanda is the only non cheerleader.
    She is a soccer player and dating a hockey player.
    It turns out though, shes not as in love with him as she thinks.
    When a new girl comes to the school with a special interest for Amanda.
    Will Amanda express that interest back?
    Looks like being popular and "gay" might not work out together.http://www.polyvore.com/sitemodelhelper/thing?id=16369359
    Adrina is what you would call "The Party Girl."
    She spends her weekends on drugs and on alcohol.
    On the weekends, you will never see her without a bottle in her hand.
    Every guy she meets ends up in bed with her.
    But, is her life just partying?
    Or, are her razor blades used for more than just shaving?http://www.polyvore.com/teenspot.com_profiles_ellsiebaby123_pictures/thing?id=11662658
    Hayden is what seems on the outside to be a spoiled brat.
    Dressed head to toe in her designer and living in a mansion,
    Hayden knows who she is and her families role in society.
    But, when her fathers company crashes and he is stuck in pieces.
    Hayden has been keeping this lie for 2 months.
    But, is the time almost over?
    Can she keep up an act this big for much longer?
    Or is it hard to seem rich.http://www.polyvore.com/sitemodel_jessica/thing?id=15871196
    So. This is my new book.
    I hope you guys like it.
    I'll post the prologue tonight.
    Hope you guys like it.
    I'm sorry to disapoint.
    Check out my polyvore for new outfits to be posted.

  20. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    Girls Like me.
    Chapter 3.
    No, snap out of it Bree, you’re not Jealous of that.
    It was just a little kiss, it meant nothing.
    I brushed off what had happened, and we decided to call it quits on the game.
    “Okay, now we actually have to do something worth remembering.” Ryan stated.
    “How about we go look around that abandoned house up the street?” Zoe suggested.
    “That’s just dumb, why would we do that.” Jaycie snapped.
    “Unless of course, you’re scared.” Zoe folded her arms, with a smirk on her face.
    “I-I’m not scared.” Jaycie stammered.
    There was a long pause between the two after that.
    “Then let’s go.” Zoe gave a devious smile, leading us out of the house and down towards the abandoned house on the corner.
    “So, who wants to go first..” Ryan asked, as we all peered up at the mysterious looking house.
    “I think Zoe should, this was her idea anyways.” Jaycie said, holding onto Noah tightly.
    Even though I knew she’d never admit it, she was absolutely terrified right now.
    “Fine.” Zoe said sternly, beginning to walk up the front porch.
    It creaked as we walked on the loose floor boards.
    “Zoe, why is there police tape here? Are you sure we should be doing this?” Noah asked cautiously.
    “Yeah it’s safe.” She said a little unsurely.
    We continued walking, until we were all in the old house.
    “I hear a lady died in here, and no one wanted to live in it after that, so the city just left it.” Jake said, knowing it would scare the living crap out of Jaycie.
    “Shut up dude, that’s a load of bullsh//t.” Noah said, trying to calm down Jaycie, who was on the verge of running out.
    I giggled a little at Jake, who was walking close to my side.
    “Wait guys, what’s that?” Zoe stopped us.
    “ Zoe, stop trying to scare me. This isn’t funny.” Jaycie told her.
    “No, seriously, listen.”
    We all stood still for a minute, trying to pick up the sound that Zoe was supposedly hearing.
    “Oh no, those are police sirens.” I began to panic.
    “What are we going to do guys?!” Jaycie began to cry.
    “Hide!” Zoe shrieked, shoving herself into the corner of a closet.
    We all scattered throughout the house, trying to find an ideal hiding spot.
    It was like hide and go seek, but now, it was much, much scarier.
    I followed Jake into a large silver bin, just big enough for the two of us.
    I had only been home for a few hours, I couldn’t get in trouble already.
    I had so many things I wanted to do yet this Summer.
    Going to jail wasn't one of them.
    I'm so sorry it took this long for this chapter, but I have come to the desision I am done doing witty notifications. I will have chapters up much quicker without them. However, ONLY IF YOU ARE ON THE NOTIFICATION LIST ALREADY, you may text this #-- 603-522-7302 to switch over to mobile notifications. I'm sorry if this is an inconvenience to many of you, but notifications are starting to overpower my life. I don't have time for them Sorry guys. Great job with the faves (:
    Hint for what's coming in next chapter---
    Suddenly I felt a hand brushing against my cheek.
    "I really missed you Bree." He started. "And I really am sorr-"
    ---Bree's POV.
    Suucky hint, I know, but they will get better(:
    The number to reach for next chapter is 700 [:

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