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  1. completeinhim completeinhim
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    SOMEDAY
    WHEN I'M OLDER
    I'LL JUST PACK MY THINGS
    AND GO SOMEWHERE
    FAR, FAR AWAY.
    SOMEWHERE
    NOBODY CAN FIND ME.

  2. thinkpink6360 thinkpink6360
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    attractive person: hi
    me: why are you making fun of me

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Is "ugh" an emotion?
    Because I feel it all the time.

  4. LilBlackAndBlue LilBlackAndBlue
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    Things I Suck At:
    -being attractive
    -being normal
    -being likeable
    -being social
    -math
    nmf
    not my format.
    Format b=

  5. CassieLane CassieLane
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    *Missed a call*
    *Calls back*
    *No answer*
    “What, did you die within 3 seconds?”

  6. babyBrii babyBrii
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    So I think I finally figured out
    what guys do at sleepovers.
    :Truth or dare?
    :Dare.
    :I dare you to tell her you love her.
    :But I don't?
    :So?
    :Okay, I'll do it.

  7. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    credittobravosierra
    And who else on here
    Would love to meet their teenage parents?

  8. heysafiahere99 heysafiahere99
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    Restarting the whole song
    b e c a u s e y o u m i s s e d y o u r f a v o r i t e p a r t .

  9. ivelz17 ivelz17
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 10:53pm UTC
    3 most difficult things to do:
    1. You can't count your hair
    2. You can't wash your eyes with soap
    3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out...
    Now please put your tongue back inside and click the ♥ if you tried it!

  10. youknow13 youknow13
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    "Age is just a number."
    Yeah, & weed is just a plant.

  11. x3sammii x3sammii
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    The Invention Of The Word
    B o o b
    ,,BB [TOP VIEW] [FRONT VIEW] [SIDE VIEW]

  12. xTheHungerGamesx xTheHungerGamesx
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    Does anyone else...
    Have those weird, pointles memories that stick in their mind for no reason...?

  13. RandomSmileyFace RandomSmileyFace
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    iCarly started about
    5 years ago...
    Anybody else
    feeling OLD?
    DON'T REMOVE CREDIT!!!!! FORMAT BY KCLOVE5 ©

  14. kylaz323 kylaz323
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    Jasmine
    Dear "Cool People",
    They didn't name a candy after you, did they?
    Sincearly, Nerds.
    Like • Comment • 29 minutes ago
    Sarah Sure they did, it's called Airheads.
    28 minutes ago · Like
    ~Unfriendable

  15. envious* envious*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    Don't text me while
    I'm in the middle of texting you.
    Now I have to change
    my text.

  16. eve123 eve123
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    He was a miner's son
    Portia: He was a boy
    Gale: Stop.
    Cinna: She was a girl
    Effie: Can you make it anymore obvious?
    Haymitch: He shot them birds
    Peeta: She hunted all day
    Katniss: Not again...
    Effie: What more can you say?
    Prim: He wanted her
    Cinna: But Peeta got in her head
    Portia: Secretly she wanted the boy with the bread
    Haymitch: Gale, her friend, stuck up his nose
    Gale: I had a problem with his baker clothes
    Katniss: Not you too...
    Gale: I WAS A MINERS SON
    Portia: PEETA BAKED ALL THE BUNS
    Gale: My squirrels weren't good enough for her
    Haymitch: THEY TOLD ME I NEEDED HELP
    Peeta: HAYMITCH, GO BACK TO BED
    Gale: My squirrels weren't good enough for her
    Katniss: ...You done?

  17. superfish12 superfish12
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    Dear Guys,
    If you really like a girl you should tell her.
    If you really cared about her &thought
    that she was worth it, you would tell her.
    Because if you don't tell her, how do you know
    she doesn't lay in bed at night, and wonder
    TO HERSELF WHY SHE ISN'T
    "good enough."
    <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
    ilw

  18. abigaail abigaail
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    When a midget smokes weed, does he get high or medium?
    no offense to midgets...

  19. Just_3_Things Just_3_Things
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    That annoying moment when,
    you know a band wayyyy before everyone else, then they have one popular song and BAM everones obsessed with them.

    nmf

  20. ordinarygirl616 ordinarygirl616
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 9:53am UTC
    Derp
    The second person that coments this is gay!
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    Derp Let's see the stupid personwho will coment! HAHAHAHA
    29 minutes ago · Like
    Derp * person who
    27 minutes ago ' 12 likes

:)

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