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xxBMTH4Everxx
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October 12, 2010 8:56pm UTC

Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}.
My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects
of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty."
Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes,
"Kate, no one asked about your weekend."
MILA.

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Little Wolf*
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July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC

Only ninjas can read this quote.
Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

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jessxsmile
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August 28, 2010 8:22pm UTC

*In The Supermarket*
Crap, where's my mom!? Act cool, Act cool..

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amazing23
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September 1, 2011 11:34pm UTC

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Jessica Marie. *
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October 11, 2011 9:26pm UTC

Dear turkeys,
Don't worry, it's okay.
They only like us for our breasts too..
Sincerely, ♥
Us females.

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xbextruex
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September 17, 2011 3:23pm UTC

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xO_stella
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August 18, 2010 6:13pm UTC

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driscoll08x
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September 6, 2011 9:18pm UTC

I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy
and my face hits the mirror.
nmf

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idance
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November 5, 2011 4:44pm UTC

Today, I saw an old lady
vaccuming her lawn.

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rockandrolllamb
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October 10, 2010 10:06pm UTC

Did you know?
When you snap your fingers,
the sound is created from your
middle finger hitting your palm
– not your thumb rubbing against your index finger.
>> fave. if you just snapped your fingers :) <<
fave if you just snapped your fing

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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beautyinabox
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December 28, 2010 1:08pm UTC

Favorite if you've ever had a,
Neopets, Club Penguin, Webkinz, Stardoll, Millsberry, or Tamagotchi.

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Mojoxx
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December 20, 2010 3:43am UTC

First "DYNAMITE",
then "FIREWORK",
then "GRENANDE",
what's next?
"NUCLEAR BOMB"?

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xoxocynthia
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July 8, 2011 3:59pm UTC

Did you know?
Its impossible to say
"Good Eye Might"
without sounding Australian?
(favorite if you tried it)

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AnchorChasing
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November 11, 2010 9:34pm UTC

Looking at the clock when
your home from school, sick,
and thinking;
"I'm in ____ class right now."
only me..?

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rosieisodd
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January 9, 2011 8:47pm UTC

It's not that I hate you,
it's like, uh, let's put it this way:
if you were on fire and I had water,
I would probably drink the water.

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fuckyeahquotes
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July 6, 2010 4:29pm UTC

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JetsGirlXx18xX
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January 7, 2011 2:29pm UTC

♥ When I Told You I Was Sick
you cried
When I Got On The Plane To Have My Operation
you didn't say good bye.
I got lucky and got a donor heart
But When I Came Home
I Couldn't Find You
Finally I asked your mom
&& She Said With Tears In Her Eyes
"Where Do You Think You Got The Heart From ?"
♥

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Keepitsweet
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 4:07pm UTC

That moment of depression
When you realize that
Phineas&Ferb
do more things in one day
than you'll do in your
whole life.
nmf/mq

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SaYWhaTTx3
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November 15, 2011 4:07pm UTC

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