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  1. FlyLykaBoss FlyLykaBoss
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    That Akward Moment
    when a fat kid says "That's how I roll."
    nmf,nmq(:

  2. teenqueen143 teenqueen143
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 4:10pm UTC
    guy: want to go out?
    girl: I have a boyfriend.
    guy: I have a math test tomorrow.
    girl: and?
    guy: sorry I thought we were naming things we could cheat on.


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  4. Iloveboobies_11 Iloveboobies_11
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 4:11pm UTC
    Dear Boyfriend,
    I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
    Sincerely,
    Spiders.

  5. starringme13 starringme13
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 4:12pm UTC
    Pooh: Gesundheit.
    Owl: I beg your pardon?
    Pooh: You sneezed.
    Owl: No, I didn't! The word is "Issue!" not "Achoo!"
    Pooh: You must be catching a cold.
    Eeyore: I'll probably catch it too.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. tonixxlove tonixxlove
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 4:44pm UTC
    Act like a lady
    Think like a boss

  8. justinbieberfever1234 justinbieberfever1234
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    you you you you you you
    you you you you you you
    you you you you you you
    you you you you you you
    you you you you you you
    you you you you you you
    you you you you you you
    you you you you you you
    you you you you you you
    you're so lazy that you didn't read all the "you's" above and also
    didn't notice one of them is actually "yoo"!
    now you're going to try to find the "yoo"!
    and you're disappointed because you couldn't find it.

  9. AlliieGiirl AlliieGiirl
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 4:14pm UTC
    when life gives you lemons, take them. because hey,
    f r e e s h i t i s c o o l

  10. Belladixie17 Belladixie17
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 4:17pm UTC
    Monday- ugh it's Monday /:
    Tuesday- well at least it's Tuesday.
    Wednesday- wow it's already Wednesday. :o
    Thursday- hey, tomorrow's Friday ! :D
    Friday- yes, weekend !
    Saturday- *PARTY*
    Sunday- CRAP tomorrow's Monday /:
    - story of my life -
    format credit; vicctorriaaax. please don't remove it? thank youuu.(:

  11. sophiehannahXO sophiehannahXO
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 4:17pm UTC
    Bacon is bacon
    eggs are eggs.
    Don't let a guy in between your legs,
    he says your cute,
    he says your fine,
    Nine months later,
    He will say it's not mine♥.

  12. longlive13 longlive13
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 2:47pm UTC
    You know what's the best friendship in the world?
    Spongebob and Patrick
    They are best friends
    They act stupid together
    They sometimes fight but always make up in the end.

  13. awiciaaaxD awiciaaaxD
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    Zack and Cody graduated
    Andy gave away his toys
    Hannah told her secret
    Phil went back to the future
    The childhood I grew up to love?
    Doesn't exist anymore.
    <\3

  14. tonixxlove tonixxlove
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2011 8:36pm UTC
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  15. MissCaitlin MissCaitlin
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 2:17pm UTC
    Carly; we've never cancelled a show before,and my dad's watching live for the first time.
    Gibby; i thought spencer was your dad?
    Oh Gibby.

  16. ItBeHayley ItBeHayley
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 5:28pm UTC
    Time to nut up
    OR SHUT UP.

  17. AelisRicci AelisRicci
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    When will my reflection show
    who I am
    inside?

  18. Laxlover98 Laxlover98
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 3:07pm UTC
    Piglet: How do you spell love?
    Pooh: You don't spell it, you feel it.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. xmaddierae2x xmaddierae2x
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 6:20pm UTC
    Only Ninjas Can
    Read This Quote
    Congratulations! If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, Please
    favorite this quote, & let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favorites. NINJAS RULE (:

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