Iloveboobies

Iloveboobies_11
posted a quote
December 14, 2011 4:47pm UTC

That awkward
moment when
you're about to
hug someone sexy
as hell and then
you hit the mirror.
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Iloveboobies_11
posted a quote
December 8, 2011 6:49pm UTC

[] Single
[] Taken
✓ I get about as much attention
as a white crayon.

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Iloveboobies_11
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November 30, 2011 5:32pm UTC

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Iloveboobies_11
posted a quote
November 19, 2011 12:20pm UTC

The Awkward Moment
when your pet comes in to sleep with yoU
BUt leaves because you're not warm enough for them.
♥
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Iloveboobies_11
posted a quote
November 17, 2011 5:29pm UTC

I hope the
Next girl
That you kiss
Has something
EXTREMLY CONTAGIOUS
On her
lips
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Iloveboobies_11
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 4:12pm UTC

B e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e p
What is that you ask?
My self esteem, Flatlined.
___/\/\_/\_____________

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Iloveboobies_11
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 4:11pm UTC

Dear Boyfriend,
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
Sincerely,
Spiders.

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Iloveboobies_11
posted a quote
November 14, 2011 6:12pm UTC

L adies
Don't give your man the Silent Treatment♥
. To them it's only a reward .

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Iloveboobies_11
posted a quote
November 13, 2011 7:11pm UTC

I was gonna do my homework;
But but i'm lying in bed and can't reach my backpack without getting up. So it's gonna have to wait a while.

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Iloveboobies_11
posted a quote
November 13, 2011 5:42pm UTC

My sisters BoyFriend just brought her chocolate, pink flowers and a card.
& Who else thinks
We should all have a guy like that for our own?
It liget just happened.

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Iloveboobies_11
posted a quote
November 13, 2011 8:23am UTC

Cross Out What You've Done. ♥
Had a boyfriend.
Been kissed.
Been dumped.
Fallen in love.
Been called ugly, fat, sl*t, etc.
Jumped off a bridge.
Rode a roller coaster.
Skydived.
Eaten an exotic food.
Snuck out of your house.
Drank alcohol (or a sip)
Gotten so drunk you passed out.
Cut yourself on accident
Cut yourself on purpose.
Laughed so hard you peed your pants.
Had an eating disorder.
Called yourself ugly.
Met your idol.
Been to a concert.
Watched 'The Exorcist' and didn't have a nightmare.
Eaten a bug
Read a book over a thousand pages.
Kissed somebody in the rain.
Been jealous of somebody else's relationship.
Climbed a tree.
Smoked a cigarette.
Smoked weed/pot. ah..
Gone skinnydipping
Been backstabbed by somebody who you once called a best friend.
Beaten somebody up.
Egged somebody's house.
Ding dong ditched.
Had a crush on your guy best friend.
Been told by your parents they hate you.
Been to another country.
Answered all these questions honestly.

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Iloveboobies_11
posted a quote
November 11, 2011 6:53pm UTC

format-br0kenwings
Lets just hope
David Tutera .
LIVES ANOTHER
100 years
So we all get that dream wedding
EVERYONE THINKS ABOUT ♥
mq/mf/njp

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Iloveboobies_11
posted a quote
November 10, 2011 8:38pm UTC

If she runs toward
You and her shoes light up -- She's too young for you bro.

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Iloveboobies_11
posted a quote
November 10, 2011 8:16pm UTC

If you tell her to make you food
And she says her easy bake oven is broken.
She's to young for you bro.

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Iloveboobies_11
posted a quote
November 10, 2011 8:13pm UTC

If your girlfriend
still typs like dis she is 2 ung 4 u bro.

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Iloveboobies_11
posted a quote
November 8, 2011 7:04pm UTC

Let's become like Peter Pan.
/// NEVER GROW UP. _____♥
&Escape to Neverland.

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Iloveboobies_11
posted a quote
November 8, 2011 7:02pm UTC

The day
pigs fly?
Some
serious
sh*t
is goin' down.

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Iloveboobies_11
posted a quote
November 8, 2011 4:16pm UTC

I kidnapped my neighbors dog.
Not because he was pretty, but because I swore that if I heard him cry one more time from the beating of my neighbor, I would teach my neighbor pain and never let him hurt others again.
[♥] Fave if you're against animal abuse

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Iloveboobies_11
posted a quote
November 8, 2011 4:07pm UTC

how did you get that scar?
well i was all like COME AT ME BRO..AND HE DID.
♥

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Iloveboobies_11
posted a quote
November 7, 2011 9:06pm UTC

I Kinda Almost Think My Brother
My brother put axe in my shampoo bottle
So now i smell nice:")..
Well Done Brother, Well Done.

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