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xmaddierae2x

1. xmaddierae2x
   posted a quote
   December 7, 2011 7:36am UTC
   Relationships are like fat people;
   they just dont work out.
   <3.
   
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2. xmaddierae2x
   posted a quote
   October 14, 2011 5:50pm UTC
   oh, hey look im a boring quote with no effects. no body will fave me.
   
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3. xmaddierae2x
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2011 6:20pm UTC
   Only Ninjas Can
   Read This Quote
   Congratulations! If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
   To prove your dedication to the ninja society, Please
   favorite this quote, & let the non-ninjas wonder as
   to why this has so many favorites. NINJAS RULE (:
   
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4. xmaddierae2x
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2011 8:55am UTC
   If She Has Light Up Tennis Shoes....
   "Shes To Young For You Bro"
   -Pauly D. ♥
   
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5. xmaddierae2x
   posted a quote
   August 2, 2011 12:04pm UTC
   The "Sup" Nod
   Fave If Yuh Just Did It
   ♥
   
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6. xmaddierae2x
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2011 11:18am UTC
   It's always the d r u n k people that are so much
   more fun ♥
   
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7. xmaddierae2x
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2011 10:28pm UTC
   Hi Spider.
   Nice Spider.
   Let Me Pet Yuh.
   With My Shoe.
   Good Spider.
   Haha Dead Spider.
   
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8. xmaddierae2x
   posted a quote
   July 22, 2011 8:32pm UTC
   & Who Elseee ...
   Texts 1000 Times Faster When They're Pissedd ?
   
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9. xmaddierae2x
   posted a quote
   June 9, 2011 11:56am UTC
   Witty is like school.
   only the
   pretty
   ones
   get likes
   and comments.
   
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10. xmaddierae2x
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2011 7:45am UTC
    That Awkward Moment....
    When you accidently call your teacher 'Mom'
    
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11. xmaddierae2x
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 11:08am UTC
    Whenever I see an old person
    alone at a restaurant,
    I die a little inside
    
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12. xmaddierae2x
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 8:22pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When...
    Your walking toward somebody in the halls, & You both move right, then you both move left, and you pick a side and still crash into them.... [:
    
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13. xmaddierae2x
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 7:09pm UTC
    Today I was watching a commercial about this ridiculous blanket called a "Snuggie"
    I reached for the remote to change the channel, but my arms got stuck in my blanket...
    FAIL.
    
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