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Jessica Marie. *

1. Jessica Marie. *
   posted a quote
   March 31, 2012 12:32pm UTC
   Don't text me while;
   I'm in the middle of textingyou. now i have to change my text.
   ♥♥♥
   
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2. Jessica Marie. *
   posted a quote
   October 26, 2011 5:46pm UTC
   I w o n d e r i f. .
   Detangle hairspray would work on my headphones. ♥
   Format Credit: Lexidanielle_xo
   
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3. Jessica Marie. *
   posted a quote
   October 20, 2011 1:57pm UTC
   Steve actually
   made it pink..
   Impressive. ♥
   
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4. Jessica Marie. *
   posted a quote
   October 11, 2011 9:26pm UTC
   Dear turkeys,
   Don't worry, it's okay.
   They only like us for our breasts too..
   Sincerely, ♥
   Us females.
   
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5. Jessica Marie. *
   posted a quote
   September 30, 2011 4:09pm UTC
   i ALMOST went to jail
   today , OH DEAR..
   Monopoly gets so intense.
   
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6. Jessica Marie. *
   posted a quote
   September 11, 2011 10:25am UTC
   Favorite this quote;
   For something nice on your profile. (:
   I won't just say, "You're pretty."
   and done. No,
   I'll go full detail,
   just so you know how beautiful you really are.
   ♥
   
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7. Jessica Marie. *
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2011 2:59pm UTC
   Someday,
   I'm gonna make the onion cry.
   
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8. Jessica Marie. *
   posted a quote
   August 11, 2011 6:41pm UTC
   When I see a quote with 69 favs,
   I leave it like that.
   ♥
   nmf.
   
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