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MisterKyle
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 8:17am UTC

me: who wants to be my girlfriend?
world:
world:
world:
world:
world:
me: whoa don't all shout out at once

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
August 18, 2012 4:43pm UTC

I don't smoke. I don't drink. I don't do drugs. I'm a virgin. I respect people and their opinions.
& I feel like I'm the only one.

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EdwardSheeran
posted a quote
August 18, 2012 10:12am UTC

London Tipton's really great!
Really great!
Really great!
London Tipton's really great
and deserves the opposite of hate
which is looooove!

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nevercutyourbeautiful
posted a quote
August 18, 2012 11:42pm UTC

Whenever i see a pretty girl,
I always say to myself...
Why couldnt i be pretty like her ..

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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EdwardScissorhands
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 2:19pm UTC

she was tired
of always saving everyone else
// when she couldn't even
save herself.
under inspirational, cause there is no "vent" ugh

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xstaybeautiful
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 9:18pm UTC

click to see this quote

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_to_the_kids_who
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 3:39pm UTC

Here's to the kids who
didn't know Adele was 7 months pregnant until just now O.o
♥

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emilaaaaayy
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 12:09pm UTC

My boyfriends little sister is autistic.
Yesterday she couldn't sleep so she called me & I talked to her for three hours.
She told me about how all the kids at school make fun of her for her weight and looks and for being autistic and I told her she was beautiful no matter what.
Then after that she told me she wants to be just like me when she grows up and she never wants her brother and I to breakup because I'm like the older sister she never had.
We set up a scavenger hunt for my boyfriends birthday on Sunday. She's helping me put up all the clues that day and have it lead to his gift from me. I'm cutting out a hundred paper hearts and writing on each one, a different reason why I love him.

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ambear24
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 12:11am UTC

I don't know how Dexter's parents didn't know about Dexter's lab. Their electricity bill had to have been higher than Wiz Khalifa.
♥

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chelsadels
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 2:05am UTC

Yes i have...
had suicidal thoughts.
caused harm to myself.
cried my self to sleep.
been abused physically& verbally.
had a therapist.
gotten so caught up in my thoughts that i thought that ending my life was the only option.
but now,
thats all the past because i realized that the obstacles that i face, don't have half the strength that i have. don't let the obstacles win. they don't define you.
S T A Y S T R O N G
i

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MechanicalBride *
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 11:29am UTC

After a concert
Liam realized that the bus had left without him, so he was running and screaming so the boys thought he was a fan .

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p0t4t0ch1p
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 12:51pm UTC

Dear Millionaires,
if you don't have a water slide that connects your bed to your pool, give me your money.
You're wasting it.
NMF

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jordankimberly21
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 2:34pm UTC

Happy Father's Day
in Heaven, Daddy.
rest in paradise.

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 10:30am UTC

do you
remember witty
When the quote categories
ran down the left side of the page?
AlNicholas

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kd00
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 4:32pm UTC

Getting a text
and being like,
How the hell am isupposed to reply to this???
nmf/nmq

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 8:03pm UTC

Everyone has that scary nightmare
from your childhood that you still remember

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jordankimberly21
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 7:37pm UTC

*Texting him*
Me: Wow, I really think he likes me. He seems to actually care and I might even have a chance with him omg.
Him: Jokes on you, I talk to every girl like that lol.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 7:17pm UTC

Question to ask someone who's high:
On a scale of 1 to 10 what is your favorite color in the alphabet?

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 8:11pm UTC

Teacher : what is your email so i can send you the notes for class?
Me:
Teacher:
me:
Teacher:
me: tastybitch69@hotmail.com
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