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MisterKyle

1. MisterKyle
   posted a quote
   December 25, 2012 5:02am UTC
   plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family
   
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2. MisterKyle
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2012 8:17am UTC
   me: who wants to be my girlfriend?
   world:
   world:
   world:
   world:
   world:
   me: whoa don't all shout out at once
   
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3. MisterKyle
   posted a quote
   August 24, 2012 6:01am UTC
   things i am scared of doing:
   -ordering food in a restaurant
   -walking down a busy high street on my own
   -talking to people on the phone
   -asking for help in a shop
   -meeting new people
   -being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know
   the future looks bright for me
   
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4. MisterKyle
   posted a quote
   January 9, 2012 2:57pm UTC
   WHEN I WAS A KID
   I didn't have a laptop, iPod, Blackberry,
   PS3, Wifi or iPads. I played outside with
   friends, bruised my knees, made up
   stories and played hide and seek. I ate
   what my mum made. I would think twice
   before I said "no" to my parents. Life
   wasn't hard, it was good & I survived.
   Kids these days are spoiled. FAVOURITE
   this if you appreciate the way you were
   raised. I think we were happier kids.
   
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5. MisterKyle
   posted a quote
   January 4, 2012 11:46am UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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6. MisterKyle
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2011 6:27pm UTC
   The hardest thing
   about knowing that you don't love me, is that you spent so much time pretending that you did.
   
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7. MisterKyle
   posted a quote
   September 30, 2011 3:10pm UTC
   *In Classroom*
   Teacher: Where's your homework?
   Student: Written in the stars.
   Teacher: Where?
   Student: A million miles away.
   Teacher: Why are you telling the class this?
   Student: It's a message to the main...
   Teacher: Do you want to miss Spring Break?
   Student: Seasons come and go.
   Teacher: Change your attitude right now!
   Student: But i will never change
   Teacher: Go to the principal's office now!
   Student: I'm on my way.
   
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