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  1. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 10:43am UTC
    Ross: *receiving his Christmas gift* You got me a cola drink.
    Chandler: And.. a LEMON LIME.
    Ross: You shouldn't have.. I feel like I should get you another sweater.
    Joey:And last but not least. *Monica receives her gift*
    Joey: They're RIBBED FOR YOUR PLEASURE. .

  2. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 10:57am UTC
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  3. ohxhelloxthere ohxhelloxthere
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC
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    The star of the football team
    h a s a b l i n d d a d
    who always comes to his games,
    even though he can't see him play.
    One day, the dad gets sick and dies
    before the night of his son's big game.
    The team is expecting him to slack off,
    mourning the death of his father.
    But he played the best game he EVER had,
    making the winning touchdown
    &+ many amazing plays.
    The couch is amazed, so he asked,
    "How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
    The boy stares right at him, and says
    "This is the first time he has ever seen me play."

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    Not mine. I just love it

  4. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  5. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC
    When guys get jealous
    it's kinda cute (':
    When girls get jealous
    World war III is about to start.

  6. BrokenSmile__ BrokenSmile__
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 10:05am UTC
    I want a person who
    comes into my life by accident,
    & stays on purpose.

  7. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  8. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    count your blessings:
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  9. MariaOchoa2014 MariaOchoa2014
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 3:01pm UTC
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  10. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 2:49pm UTC
    I wanna show you all the finer things in life.

  11. rememberyourbeautiful rememberyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 2:50pm UTC
    OMG GUYS I DID SOMETHING THAT NO ONE ELSE WOULD DO!!!!
    I got a salad from McDonalds!

  12. JudyBeautyActress JudyBeautyActress
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 3:41pm UTC
    Life Before The Computor
    A memory was something you lost with age
    An application was for employment
    A program was a TV show
    A cursor used profanity
    A keyboard was a paino
    A web was a spider's home
    A virus was the flu
    A CD was a bank account
    A hard drive was a long trip on the road
    A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.

  13. soccergirl5399 soccergirl5399
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    I have a feeling we should kiss?
    And I have a feeling i should do crystal meth but then i think...mmm....betta not
    Pitch perfect is the best movie ever!!!!!! and if u havent watched it....you havent lived

  14. Dakota398 Dakota398
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    What if
    boys had boobs
    and
    girls had balls?

  15. Ayesha01 Ayesha01
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    The awesome moment when you discover that Witty is not blocked in your school..!!

  16. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 2:49pm UTC
    My Dad said if I keep typing really loudly he's going to smash my face into the keyagfkbg43gaf56

  17. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 11:39am UTC
    Science clearly gets me.
    Flourine Oxygen Rhenium Vanadium Erbium Aluminium Oxygen Neon
    F O Re V Er Al O Ne


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 2:04pm UTC
    Did you know that by
    spelling the english word
    SOCKS outloud, you are
    also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es,
    which means:
    “it is what is is”.

  20. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 11:39am UTC
    THE MOMENT WHEN
    Y o u s i t d o w n a b o u t t o d o y o u r h o m e w o r k
    B u t y o u r l a p t o p w a l k s i n w e a r i n g s e x y l i n g e r i e a n d s e d u c e s y o u
    format by miss_unique/neversaynever16

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