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BlackUmbrella
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December 30, 2012 12:17pm UTC

person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person says... hi
PLOT TWIST: That person is confessing their undying love to you; spilling their guts and finally getting the courage to tell you how you feel. Then they think, delete it all and type in that one word.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 8:51pm UTC

Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: I'm not even physically active

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wittyquotesgurl
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December 30, 2012 7:17pm UTC

Me: Oh my god, I love this song
Me: *Checks who the song was by*
Me: I should check out some of their other songs
Me: *Starts checking out their other songs*
Me: Oh my god all of their songs are good
Me: *Starts listening to their songs everyday*
Me: Oh my god I love this artist/band
And that's how you have your favorite artist/band

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lovecrazy
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December 30, 2012 1:08pm UTC

Why it's a good thing you have to be at least 13 to join Witty:
• Most of us (including myself) don't follow the rules and use curse words.
• We sometimes talk about things younger kids shouldn't even know the meaning of.
• Me -I'm just a bad influence-

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yourcool
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December 30, 2012 6:03pm UTC

teacher: why don't you have a writing utensil?
me: it is 7 in the morning. be grateful i'm here and wearing clothes.

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Hogwartian
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December 30, 2012 11:49am UTC

Voldemort: Nice wig, Albus, what's it made of?
Dumbledore: YOUR MOM'S CHEST HAIR!

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HatredXD
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December 30, 2012 2:32pm UTC

YOLO: You Only Live Online.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 5:51pm UTC

i had a dream where i killed all the shirtless
guys with "swag" and their duckface girlfriends, too. it was called the "yolocaust."

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jimmy365
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December 30, 2012 6:40pm UTC

Worst Physical Pains
- stepping on a lego
- stubbing your toe
- touching a curling iron
- getting shampoo in your eyes
- spilling lemon juice on a paper cut
- getting stabbed 47 times
- burning your tongue
- sitting on a hairbrush
- getting bit by an ant
One of these is not like
the others...

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BandG33k
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December 30, 2012 12:49pm UTC

1912: Dracula used to drink the blood of virgins.
2012: He died of thirst.

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 11:43am UTC

Edward: *sparkle, sparkle*
Snape: If you're a vampire, then like, why do you sparkle?
Edward:
Snape:
The World:
Dumbledore: Oh my God, Severus, you can't just ask people why they sparkle.

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