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Worst Physical Pains
           - stepping on a lego
           - stubbing your toe

           - touching a curling iron
           - getting shampoo in your eyes
           - spilling lemon juice on a paper cut
           - getting stabbed 47 times
           - burning your tongue
           - sitting on a hairbrush
           - getting bit by an ant


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Worst Physical Pains - stepping on a lego - stubbing your toe

478 faves · 76 comments · Dec 30, 2012 6:40pm

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wordynerdy · 1 decade ago
must be getting bit by an ant... jk. Getting staabbed 47b times cuz ull b dead by then
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Miss_OK16 · 1 decade ago
The "getting stabbed 47 times" made me think of llamas with hats!! ahahahhhah
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kiaranine · 1 decade ago
the ant duh.. that would require you to go outside
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Bec* · 1 decade ago
Haha I get it.
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PainOfAPoet* · 1 decade ago
i have gotten bit by an ant..it hurts]:
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HetaliaAxisPowers · 1 decade ago
the ant...
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Taylor__Swift · 1 decade ago
stepping on a lego duh.
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I'llbuyyouflowers* · 1 decade ago
Period Cramps?
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DepressionHurtsWorseThenMurder · 1 decade ago
I doubt you would be living if you got stabbed 47 times.
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OzzyPavy · 1 decade ago
The getting stabbed 47 times one I'm guessing o.o
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jayciecutie01 · 1 decade ago
getting stabbed that many times would prob kill you..
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jimmy365 · 1 decade ago
probs
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Eli123qwe · 1 decade ago
Getting stabbed 47 times... no one has experienced it...
How about biting your finger when you're eating? Anyone? Anyone? Alright I'm the only one.
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Little Wolf* · 1 decade ago
I'd rather step on Lego.
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thetimeisnow · 1 decade ago
SO PAINFUL WHEN YOU BITE YOUR FINGER... i cant evennnn
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Bee · 1 decade ago
Even biting your tounge is painful.
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thetimeisnow · 1 decade ago
thats even worse
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Bee · 1 decade ago
I know.I did it this morning and it was bleeding.
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Travis Allred* · 1 decade ago
in the summer time i ate cheetos with ants on it which there is like 30 of them cause my youth group staff want me to do it and its not the best idea to eat it :P
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jimmy365 · 1 decade ago
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/gallery/omg/9832_81be.gif
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randi* · 1 decade ago
what if you get stabbed 48 times
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jimmy365 · 1 decade ago
no anyone here stabbed 48 times needs to show themselves out
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xxconfetticupcakexx · 1 decade ago
getting stabbed 47 times is not like the others because the others are all based on likely events but getting stabbed 47 times isn't very likely as apposed to being burned by a curling iron (which is why i never use hot tools)
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ForgiveMe · 1 decade ago
Getting bit by an ant ? :O
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bella5296 · 1 decade ago
have you ever been bitten by an ant? oh my goodness, it's sooo painful..
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ForgiveMe · 1 decade ago
Yes.. That's why its different from all of them.. it's the worse! :P
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gingerfox3 · 1 decade ago
getting stabbed 47 times...?
And touched a curling iron and i screamed on the top of my lungs
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Stepping on a plug. And period cramps.
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bluesongs · 1 decade ago
you my friend are a funny person
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bluesongs · 1 decade ago
its obviously the getting bit by an ant
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jimmy365 · 1 decade ago
LOVEYOU
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bluesongs · 1 decade ago
*hand heart*
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
What if you are stabbed 46 times?
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jimmy365 · 1 decade ago
no anyone here stabbed 46 times can show themselves out
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
*shows self out*
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jimmy365 · 1 decade ago
http://www.reactiongifs.com/lol/cute_happy.gif
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
OMGasdrftgyhuj that was so cute.
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