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foreverxtogether
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July 12, 2010 11:09am UTC

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MyWittyProfile
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December 26, 2012 7:15pm UTC

Admit it
when someone says to follow them, you don't

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Rhyburgie2
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December 26, 2012 8:43pm UTC

if you ever think you've messed up really bad,
just know i just poured orange juice into my bowl of pasta

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WittyObsessed
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December 26, 2012 8:03pm UTC

10 year old: OMG WITTY !!!!111!1!!
Me: Can you not.

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TheButterflyEffect
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December 26, 2012 9:15pm UTC

I hate how I've had a Witty since like, May, and I have not made one single friend. I'm so anti-social. Even on social networking sites.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 6:39pm UTC

Saying "my friend is a lot
easier than saying "these people
from witty profiles" so you all
ARE MY FRIENDS WHETHER YOU
Like it or not.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISI

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jetney
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 6:29pm UTC

Today in my room with my boyfriend:
Me: Hey, come here.
Boyfriend: *Comes over*
Boyfriend: *Lays his head on me*
Me: *Strokes his hair*
Me: I love you.
Boyfriend: Meow.

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yourcool
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December 21, 2012 6:57pm UTC

i love that our friendship is based off
inappropriate humor, teasing others, and awkward sexual comments.

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ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 12:32pm UTC

this is for the soilders
who won't make it home for Christmas this year.

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easiersaidthandone
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 10:41pm UTC

I plan on building a shopping center that contains:
-Sushi Rox
-The Groovy Smoothie
-The Premier
-Pear
-Build a Bra
Who would shop here?

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 8:56pm UTC

A moment of silence for all the girls who
have their period on their wedding day

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 6:41pm UTC

if kate middleton doesn't present her baby
to the world from her balcony the same way rafiki presented simba, they're doing it totally wrong.

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sammy*
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December 23, 2012 7:44pm UTC

Pants without pockets: why
Pants with fake pockets: okay now you're just being rude

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 11:04am UTC

I use jokes from Witty in real life,
and my friends thiink I'm some kind of comedic genius.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 1:50pm UTC

If you ever see me in real life, I want you to yell my username at me.
You may give me a minor heart attack, but think of the confusion of those around us.

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伤*
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 11:58am UTC

( People do not die from suicide they die from sadness)

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.joyriding.*
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 6:54pm UTC

It's sad to think
that we [wittians] could walk straight past each other on the street and never know.
wait a minute, we're wittians, we never go outside.

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Gives_MeHope
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 3:19pm UTC

I work in a school.
In the cafeteria the other day, someone spilled a drink on a little girl's skirt.
Her classmate started yelling that she had wet herself.
She looked close to tears.
Her best friend, seated opposite her, promptly took up his own drink and poured it over his shorts.
The bullies stopped laughing.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 5:06pm UTC

to all the girls
w h o w i l l n o t g e t t o h e a r t h i s t o d a y
g o o d m o r n i n g , b e a u t i f u l .
format jimmy365

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