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TheButterflyEffect

1. TheButterflyEffect
   posted a quote
   February 11, 2013 7:28pm UTC
   I know we're not even together.
   But I still get butterflies everytime I see you.
   
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2. TheButterflyEffect
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   February 9, 2013 12:28pm UTC
   "Yeah, the Northern Lights. I can't describe it.
   Basically what it is, is you're looking up there,
   and you're actually seeing electrons from the sun colliding
   with our atmosphere in every color you could possibly imagine. Really makes you realize what a big world is out there.
   All these, all these possiblities. All these new expiriences.
   Life. It's all just there...waiting for us."
   -Alex Whitman-
   Roswell
   
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3. TheButterflyEffect
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   February 9, 2013 10:39am UTC
   Without music,
   life would be a mistake.
   
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4. TheButterflyEffect
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   February 7, 2013 8:58pm UTC
   Me: Mom, How Bob Marley die?
   Mom: I don't know. Ask your grandfather.
   Me: Grampa, How'd Bob Marley die?
   Grampa: Well...His heart stopped beating. Then he died.
   Me: YOU DON'T SAY.
   My grandfather is such a smart a.ss.
   
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5. TheButterflyEffect
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   February 6, 2013 8:52pm UTC
   Look....
   If you had...one shot.
   Or one oppritunity.
   To seize everything you ever wanted.
   One moment.
   Would you capture it?
   Or just let it slip?
   
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6. TheButterflyEffect
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   February 6, 2013 8:32pm UTC
   "Why aren't you ceasing the boy?!?"
   "I have a big head... And little arms... And I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through....."
   "Mastor?"
   
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7. TheButterflyEffect
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   February 4, 2013 9:04pm UTC
   Whennnn peopleee talkkk likeee thisss, itttt makesss meee wanttt tooo punchhh youu inn theee throattt.
   
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8. TheButterflyEffect
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   February 3, 2013 1:49pm UTC
   He is the king,
   And I'm just his rag-doll creation.
   
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9. TheButterflyEffect
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   February 1, 2013 4:12pm UTC
   I got my ticket for the long way round.
   Two bottles of whiskey for the way....
   and I sure would like some sweet company,
   and I'm leaving tomorrow, what do you say?
   When I'm gone, when I'm gone, oh you're gonna miss me when I'm gone.
   You're gonna miss me by my hair, gonna miss me everywhere.
   Oh, you're gonna miss me when I'm gone.
   
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10. TheButterflyEffect
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    January 30, 2013 10:32pm UTC
    I'm sitting with an empty glass, and a broken heart.
    Thinking to myself, "What have I done?"
    Cause as my future got bright, we started losing light.
    And I couldn't see that you were the one...
    So can we push, push, push, rewind? Go, go back in time?
    When we were kids sneaking bottles of wine?
    Take, take, take, me back, I wanna go back.
    Back to what we had...
    Do you remember when?
    
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11. TheButterflyEffect
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    January 14, 2013 10:01pm UTC
    "I don't know if you've ever felt like that.
    That you wanted to sleep for a thousand years.
    Or just not exist.
    Or atleast just not be aware that you exist."
    -The Perks Of Being A Wallflower-
    
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12. TheButterflyEffect
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    January 14, 2013 9:35pm UTC
    Give me a second,
    I need to get my story straight.
    My friends are in the bathroom, getting higher than the Empire State...
    
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13. TheButterflyEffect
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    January 14, 2013 9:32pm UTC
    20 years from now,
    You won't remember my name.
    Nothing would've ever stayed the same.
    It'll take you awhile to remember my face,
    and there was never a time when we had a place.
    There's nothing left to say or do,
    because I don't mean a thing to you.
    You'll be successful, and you'll have a great wife,
    I'm sure you'll be a great dad, and have a good life.
    I'll get married, have a kid or two,
    I'll be so happy, maybe I'll actually forget you.
    And when we tell our kids about "Those Days",
    I'll be "whatshername", and you'll just be "whatshisface".
    nmq
    He just came to mind when I read it.
    
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14. TheButterflyEffect
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    January 8, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    Steve said we have 3 days to clean up Witty. Come on, we've been through this before. No more cussing, or I will personally eat your first born child.
    
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15. TheButterflyEffect
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    January 8, 2013 6:09pm UTC
    Tonight I learned, drunk words really are sober thoughts. Even if they are slurred, and spoken while puking.
    
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16. TheButterflyEffect
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    January 5, 2013 3:10pm UTC
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17. TheButterflyEffect
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    January 2, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    Sitting in laguage arts, and my teacher shows us a picture of a kitchen from the 1900's.
    My Teacher: What's missing from this picture?
    Some girl: Uhm, there's no fridge...
    My teacher: Right!
    Some guy: A woman! Somebody has to make me sammiches.
    Teacher: *Facepalm.*
    *Principal walks in.*
    Teacher: Mr.Walker, what do you think is misssing from this picture?
    Him: A woman.
    Both of us: *Facepalm.*
    -TrueStory-
    
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18. TheButterflyEffect
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 10:35pm UTC
    For the love of cats, please follow the rules.
    
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19. TheButterflyEffect
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    December 30, 2012 10:30pm UTC
    Simba: I know what I have to do, but going back means I'll have to face my past...And I've been running from it for so long.
    *Rafiki hits him on the head with his stick.*
    Simba: OWW!! JEEZ WHAT WAS THAT FOR!!?
    Rafiki: It doesn't matter!! It's in the past! heehahaha!
    Simba: Yeah, but it still hurts.
    Rafiki: Oh, yes. The past can hurt. But the way I
    see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it.
    -Wisest words by a monkey ever.-
    
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20. TheButterflyEffect
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 12:22am UTC
    You know what I love?
    Your user name doesn't appear in the top right corner anymore, so I don't have to panic when someone see's my screen while I'm on Witty.
    <3
    
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