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  1. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 10:35pm UTC
    "Describe Zayn."
    Harry: "He's our bad boy."
    Zayn: "Why?"
    Liam: "You're the only one that has a beard!"
    Zayn: "I forgot to shave!"


  2. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. justkidding10 justkidding10
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    When you laugh while telling the truth
    and everyone thinks your lying .

  4. jadie12321 jadie12321
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    Just girly things #18
    kissing your posters.

  5. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    Shake me
    'till you wake me from this bad dream

  6. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    I Want
    Liam as my boyfriend
    Niall as my best friend
    Harry as my big brother
    Zayn as my partner in crime
    Louis as the one who makes me laugh
    Kevin as my pet
    format credit to OneDirection/Quote by OneDirection

  7. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 11:16pm UTC
    1D: you're insecure, don't know what for-
    me: would you like a list?

  8. Heyylan Heyylan
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 7:55pm UTC
     
    Did you know?
    If you say 
    "Raise Up Lights"
    you just said  
     
     
    "Razor Blades"
     
    in an Austrailian accent
     
    [fav if you just tried]

  9. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 11:16pm UTC
    T h a t a w k w a r d m o m e n t
    When you're ready to fist bump
    and the other person is ready to high five

  10. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 12:26am UTC
    Friend: I have to fart ..
    Me: Please dont ..
    Friend:
    Me:
    *Friend smiles *
    Me:Oh God !
    Survey:
    Like= You Been In This Situation Before
    Comment= No

  11. ColorMeeSamm ColorMeeSamm
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 10:46pm UTC
    Is it just me, or...
    whenever you're home by yourself in the summer, you belt out singing, then realize all your windows are open?

  12. marleesue marleesue
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    Atelphobia;
    The fear of not being good enough.

  13. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    i can't be no superman
    but for you i'll be superhuman.

  14. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 10:46pm UTC
    I only part y on 2 occasions.
    1.) when it's my birthday
    2.) when it's not

  15. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 10:44pm UTC
    On a scale of one to America, how free are you to go on a date with me?? ;)
    North Korea.
    nmq

  16. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    THIS SUMMER.
    I'm going to make it count!
    No summer romances.
    No worries.
    No nothing.
    I'm going to laugh
    a little louder.
    Party a little harder.
    Get a little darker.
    Go a little longer.
    I'm going to be out late.
    Sleeping in.
    By the time I wake up the next day.
    It'll be time to go out again.

  17. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 10:36pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When
    you tickle someone but they're not even ticklish.

  18. NeverForgetYourBeauty NeverForgetYourBeauty
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    That sad moment (2)
    When you realize that you're losing one of your friends, and there's nothing you can do about it.
    10+ faves for me to continue


  19. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  20. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    America: Woo! We created the world's largest turkey sandwich!
    Africa: Oh, it's cool. We'll just die from starvation.

:)

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