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Heyylan

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Member Since: 14 May 2011 04:35pm

Last Seen: 29 Sep 2014 09:28pm

Birthday: March 21

Gender: F

user id: 174158

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Heyylan
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 7:05pm UTC

If Miley Falls Down,
Is it considered a hoedown?
Press the ♥ if you get it

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Heyylan
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 6:59pm UTC

Hearing a song you really like on the radio
and trying to remember part of
so you can Google it when you get home.
nmq
twopairsofshades made this format, not me.

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Heyylan
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 6:55pm UTC

Will you go out with me?
A. Yes
B. A
C. B
Asking someone out. Like a boss.
nmq

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Heyylan
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 7:37pm UTC

Will you go out with me?A. YesB. AC. BAsking someone out. Like a boss.nmq

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Heyylan
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 9:36pm UTC

69
Oh guys jeez I can't handle all these notifications.

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Heyylan
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 3:01pm UTC

BELIEVE IN
YOURSELF.

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Heyylan
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 11:15pm UTC

And who else dislikes LMFAO, for beating One Direction at the MMVA'S. ,

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Heyylan
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 11:13pm UTC

if crying burnt calories, I'd be a supermodel

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Heyylan
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 8:43pm UTC

Your joke wasn't funny...
your laugh was.

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Heyylan
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 1:36am UTC

the most beautiful line is,
"but, i love you♥"
and the most painful is,
"i love you, but..."

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Heyylan
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 1:26am UTC

I hate when
you can't talk because you're about to cry

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Heyylan
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 9:23pm UTC

69
Oh guys jeez I can't handle all these notifications.

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Heyylan
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 3:54pm UTC

I look at the mascara stains on my pillowcase from crying myself to sleep. Instead of letting them remind me of the p.a.i.n. you caused me, i turn over my pillow to a new side, a new beginning, a new chapter in my life,
without you in it.
all mine.
♥

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Heyylan
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 12:24am UTC

That awkward walk you do
when a car lets you cross the street.

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Heyylan
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 8:34pm UTC

The Best Thing Ever;
having a fire drill during your least favorite class ♥

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Heyylan
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 7:55pm UTC

Did you know?
If you say
"Raise Up Lights"
you just said

"Razor Blades"

in an Austrailian accent

[fav if you just tried]

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Heyylan
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 7:27pm UTC

that crazy 5 seconds,
when you stand up too fast,
and you either go blind, or
extremely dizzy.
♥